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Male, 28, STOMPTOWN, Alberta, Canada

ONLINE and currently totally logged on.

Local Resort: Big Mountain Ski & Summer Resort
Skiing Since: 1981
Skiing Ability: Expert
Skiing Style: Everything

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Radness Rating: 3.7

Hotness Rating: 3.7

Personality Rating: 3.6

Interests

COOKIN UP SOME VIDDLES, AIR GUITAR, NO GRAB 180'S, I QUIT TAIL GRABS!, slow gay 3's, WISHING 4 PUPPIES, RIDING WALL RIDES... BADLY., drinkin hatorade, I WATCH FAR TOO MUCH TV, HOT LITTLE FRENCH TEACHERS RULE!, GETTIN HEAD RULES, DESIGNING CLOTHES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT COME OUT., MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC, Making DANG QUESADILLAS, INJECTING NEW WORDS INTO THE SLANGTIONARY, BEING A SLANGLISH TEACHER, doing dirty deeds when theyre done dirt cheep, DID I SAY DUCKBUTTER?, WATCHIN SKI MOVIES, THIS COULD GO ON FOREVER HEY?, job hunting, WISHING A TRIE CALLED QUEST WOULD REUNITE, SKIIN, PASSIN OUT, EATIN PIE, LOOKIN AT GIRL BUT!, WATCHIN SNOW FALL, DRINKIN SOBE ARUSH AND GREY GOOSE, FEELIN BOOBS, GRINDBARS, DUCKBUTTER, SLIDESTEEL, YOUR MOTHER

About Me

So for the most part im a simple guy who likes hiakus. I miss the rad cerials form the 80's. mostly I just miss the 80's. I really like to shred, but latly ive become not as good as i was, so its time to work on that. Transformers rule. So do new topsheets, so smooth. I like stickers alot, i mean like alot alot. Like you have no idea. My fave time of year is winter, and im a sucker for a pretty face.

later homeslices!

I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT

I LOVE EMMA, YOU CAN TELL CAUSE IM USING GREEN, THE COLOIR OF LOVE!
and now for a haiku!

here comes the BIG snow
Let the mad shredding begin
ducktales, ducktales yah!

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pie?

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Skis: Armada ar5 181
Bindings: Salomon 912ti
Boots: Salomon pro model gun 26

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this has been my year, good thing theres 4 months left.

My Journal: Tuesday, August 08, 2006

NO one KNOWs you.
Or at least thats what you used to think.

Only a few outsiders have ever seen the true you and of course, they'd be stupid to try and guess who that was. Even if they did get it right, hitting you on the head with the proverbial hammer, how would they really know? 'you' changes. Plus youre not saying shi*t!

But recently, much enthusiasm has been expressed. "you are great!" they say, as if it just dawned on them. Then they follow with thier go-to proof: time. They've ALWAYS known you were great... since way back when. "I remember you from...!"

But they cant really know what they're saying. Can they? Because everything else that they know for sure always turns out to be wrong. Didn't you find it strange that after they said we had a week of sunny days to look forward to, wednesday and thursday were partly cloudy? Yeah. And that bottle of asprin would have you believe that the proper dose provides you with four pain free hours, but a little over 3 hours later the throb was back. Distracting isnt it? Great new flavour? 50% more spin? go faster? Sure, you bet!
    But thats the problem isnt it?
    The 'You bet'?
We all bet, tossing money on the sure thing report citing reasons for the wildly spiking gasoline prices... that has to at least be based in the truth, right? We want to believe that our political representatives have our best intrests at heart... Same as the "I knew you ruled all along"(s).

"But you are GREAT" they say again. "we saw you on the front page, on TV that one time, we even heard you on the radio- and you looked so handsome!" "we should team up, take this thing to the next level bro!" Bro? Really?
And you want to agree. You want to put your money on the table. (so to speak) You want to be great, you want to be seen and be handsome and headed to the next level. Acceptability, recognition, and to be known are yearnings for the YOU inside you.
    But wait.
They cant know you. YOu just met remember? Plus we've already established that they dont know anything.
"Sorry," YOu politely tell them. "I'll pass on your flattering offers. IM not even sure what Im doing. really the only thing I do know- the one truth I know I have- is that "Im the one doing this, not you."
    then, for the first time, the truth comes to town.
    "Well" They snap smugly. "If you dont come on board with us we'll just move on without you. We'll buy you. We'll sell you. We'll blog you. We'll go for the gold and then We'll become you."
    And you smile... you know that smile.
"no you wont" You say. "Youre not going anywhere without me. You're not claiming to speak on my behalf. While speaking behind my half, with no mention of my greatness!" But wait... Dont you remember when -way back when? Yes, I do. But no you werent there.
    NO ONE knows me, except me, and even that is suspect. That alone is proof enough that you will never be me.
I do what I do, When I do it, How I want it. It's all I have, Its all I know
    YOu know?

These words were partially stolen.

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