Words of Wisdom
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WEAR CROCS
Procrastination is like masterbation, it feels good at first, but in the end your only f*cking yourself
Beauty is only a light switch away.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you.
All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.
Common sense is not that common.