Words of Wisdom 

Dont fall off chairlifts!

If you're still in control, you're not going fast enough!

Never regret the things that once made you smile

lifes tuff......get a f*ckin helmet!

I tried Sniffing coke once........But the ice cubes got stuck in my nose


"What are you then?
I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.
What are you doing in England?
Mind your own business.

You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."