GROM
Definition Grom: 1. adj. A young, aggressive, athletic male. Groms can be seen at most ski resorts in the country, hucking themselves off jumps with skis attached to their feet. Most groms live in wooded areas, and drink hot cocoa with Marshmallows to stay warm. 2. syn. grommy grom, gremmy, gremlin out of control, grease monkey, grommy gromulinski, tom the grom 3. gromette (female grom).
Imagine it, you're riding up the chairlift on a sunny afternoon at local resorttown, USA, and a tiny person with turned up ski tips flies off a kicker and throws a huge backflip, he twists, and lands backward. He calmly glides down the slope fakie and rides atop what looks like a vandalized hand-rail with grace and ease, as if he was doin it for years. Then he stops, and peeps out instructions to his friends at the top. You instantly realize (thanks to his high pitch adolescnet voice) that the only thing he's been doing for years is taking the bus to school, and playing little league in the summer. Groms are spearheading the new revolution of the freeskiing sport. They go big, and crash big. At any local resort, you can see at least one skiing phenomenon known as "the grom" with a sparkling new helmet, and hot-waxed twin-tips skis ripping up a half-pipe, bump run, or table-top. If you see a grom on the hill, please understand whence they came from, and where they should be going. I love this website because it is the voice of a new generation of skiiers who need to be heard. It's really rad to see skiing get popular again. Thanks Jonny Moseley, you mogul rippin', misty flippin' stud. Thanks Shane McConkey, you Valdez chargin', cliff huckin, FIS suckin, guru/ambassador. The athleticism of most ski racers translates well to a good solid foundation for future groms and gromettes. Do research. Like, did you know skiing was invented in B.C. 4000 in Zimbabwe (okay I made that up, just another reason to look it up in an encyclopedia). Get involved. Ask if your High School or college (or middle school) has a freestyle team, if not, invent one. Ask your local church if they are planning any ski trips, and go with them to Whistler, or Squaw Valley. Read, read, and read somemore about the subject (thousands of websites to the sport can be found on the web). Go at it, have fun, and don't forget to stretch. The truth is out there, and will set you free.
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