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Hey Im new to Free skiing and I went to learn how to do some of the basic tricks. I would really appricate it if someone would tell me how to do 360s, ironcrosses and other basic tricks. If you think you can help me email me grant_a_fraser at hotmail.com

Thanks Franard

Hi, I'm Cam, and while staying at Freeskiing.com, I noticed that an email service was provided free of charge, so I felt I had to have a few words about forwards... This is my first real rant, so I hope you enjoy.

Forwards

Ah, forwards, the scourge of the inbox, and the bane of 3MB storage everywhere. In two years I have not received one forward that was entertaining, humorous, interesting, or with correct spelling. In two years, I have received virus warnings, from the co-chairman of Microsoft, who couldn't spell 'disaster' and apparently didn't know how to use the spell check either. But what is spelling? Who really cares as long as the general population can read it. The real issues are with the people. What's sad about society today, is that when a forward claims to be virus infected, (unless the email is sent with post-haste to fifteen people) the 'infected' user fails to 'take one for the team' and jets the forward across the internet faster than he or she can say 'Huck it, dude.' Just a tip, usually emails that contain viruses are discreet, they won't pop up at you like this... Ahem... 'BICTH! U R VIRUS INFECTED NOW UNLESS U SEND THIS TO 15 PEEPS!!!!!!!!1111'

Another type of forward I find particularly annoying is the friendship email. You know, the one where your closest friends email you the special forward, that you only email to the people you trust most, but it ends up in the hands of a million other people anyway? Wow, how exclusive! It's like your a part of your own little club! What I especially hate is all the teddy bears, hugging hearts that read, 'I love you.' Yeah, you're my friend, that's great... stop clogging my inbox with sh*t that I don't need. Send me a cool picture of someone with a skull tattoo on their driving finger, or maybe a nice explosion. Do me a favour, and next time someone clogs your inbox, just to remind you that you're 'bestest friends,' send them back a picture of a hobo sleeping behind a dumpster, I'm sure they'll get the point.

There's only one type of pointless forward that fills me with joy. 'The Petition.' You know the one, where the angsty teenager gets pissed off at something, and decides to collect e-signatures... because the government totally recognizes how you include that cool smiley gif you created, or how you spell your name with Afghani symbols... Think about this:

The Petition

One person sends out a petition email, telling everyone to sign and send the email to ten people, then send it back once the signatures have reached one thousand. That's fine and dandy so far, but there's one problem... the person sends to ten people, then they send to ten people... That's already a thousand signatures... and it's been spread across five-hundred emails! Why, you ask does this fill me with joy? Because in a months time, when each individual email fills to a capacity of 1000 and is sent back, more than a million emails are sent to the originator's inbox. CONGRATULATIONS, you've just turned your email into a universal sh*tbin!

I have to admit, some forwards are cool, like jokes, (and I don't mean bad cell phone jokes) or cool pictures... I'm sure everyone here would rather receive a picture of Seth Morrison tucking a 40ft cliff than that of a fuzzy teddy bear holding a candy gram. Join the cause, take pictures while riding shopping carts down mountains, or holding contests entitled, 'drunken tire-iron toss.' And most of all - blow sh*t up. Why? Because the world doesn't revolve around your feelings, and neither does my inbox. So suck it up, princess, and go take a photo session while you smoke something with a baseball bat, because I would rather see that sh*t, and I'm sure as hell not the only one out there that feels the same way!

Viva la Révolution!

Author: oldpro
Date written: 2003-03-17

Many of the Threads ask 'how to get sponsored'? One of the recent threads was about 'the older we get'.

If you really want it, it is right there waiting for you. All you have to do is 'Do it'. I know this sounds like a Nike Slogan but it is so true.

One person talked about the 4 P's: Perseverance, Passion, Practice, and Patience. This is the truth, This is what it takes, You all have it, if you really want it.

I gave up my full-ride college scholarship to go to a 'Ski College', We worked hard to get degrees in Ski Resort Management and also in Ski Instruction. We worked at the Resort everyday, we skied everyday, We averaged 150+ days a year on our ski's. We also did like all College kids and Partied Hard.

Afterwards We went out to make our livings doing what we loved. Free Skis, Boots, Bindings, Coats, Gloves, etc...Good money for some, survival for others, believe me its not always glamorous.

We entered every kind of contest available and managed to make a few bucks. Some of us were invited to Ski for the Photographers of the mag's, some of us were invited to lay it out for the film makers.

One year I was paid to Ski 274 days (I missed about 30 days due to travel, or I would of had a 300+ day season.)

I help guys and gals just like all of you to learn the tricks, spins, inverts, and marvel at how far the sport is going. I see kids that are so gifted with talent but they can't stay off the reefer long enough to realize they can make a living doing what they love, For them it will always 'Be a Dream'. I see others that don't have the gifts but have the desire to succeed, these will 'Live the Dream'.

Your Choice, Your Dream, Your Life.

"Ski To Be Free"

It is really gay how boarders and skiers fight over something that is really so much alike in ways. The whole point of skiing and boarding is to have fun. Why do people just have to be gay about. I am a skier and I have many boarder friends and when you are actully out there skiing and boarding togather you are really not thinking... He's a boarder he is gay. Like wise for boarders. So why pick on each other. Just have fun.

hit the jump with the speed to get mad air and do everything you would do to do an iron cross but palm the back of the left ski with your right hand. this trick looks insainly stylish when its fully tweaked. sweet fakie in the pipe.

Ok what the worst part about snowblading???




Telling your mom and dad your gay.


(this joke isnt to make fun of snowbladers well it is im just trying to say no hard feelings to those of u who do snowblade)

Ski porn, snow's here, gear lust, planned hucks: Oh shit, I can't sleep

Just realized all I can think about is the snow that's started, the new gear I'm working on scoring, the stupid hucks I have planned, checking
all the snow and ski porn/joy that's been showing up a lot lately. I can't sleep. The anticipation is intoxicating. I want to do situps,
poach neighbor's trampolines, rub my crotch on skis in the local shops, skip work to hike Alta, crush unopened beer cans on my forehead, bling
out my truck, eat cookies, watch ski flicks, forward my paycheck directly to MSP/TGR with a note that just says "HELP ME.", call companies and try to get free stuff "cuz I'd really really like it," set the Pmag board to refresh automagically every 5 seconds so I don't miss anything, ride my mtb down LCC and beat a car to the bottom, punch Ski Bum Z in the face and then make plans with him to ski Snowbird's opening day, spank a MILF, kick meatdrink9's ass for leaving me here without a gap hucking partner, go to work high and see if they notice, score early chair on powderwhore's photographer's pass, be able to concentrate on work now so I can concentrate on skiing later.

This winter is really going to happen. It's going to go off up there in LCC. There will be cliffs crushed, tricks stomped, lives changed, jaws
dropped, lines straightened, gravity defied, gnar shralped, expectations surpassed, jobs quit, chains required, roads closed, booters booted,
peaks bagged, rails railed, some gotten, spins spun, nuts crushed, sluts shot, trouble made, boards broken, helmets tested, Maggots met and
hopefully, sleep slept.

There, I said it.

- phUnk on powdermag.com's bulletin board

There is no food for the hoboes, but when the suburbs in michigan lose their power for a day, $100 million in "disaster" funds are raised.

Afghans don't know if a "misguided" smart bomb or a propaganda booklet will be dropped on them next.

Don't let the government take over your life. Speak up.

Fuck em'.

If a dinner roll 720 gets you 4th place. Fuck em'.

If a flauless performence in figure skating doesn't get the placing that people belive you deserve, fuck 'em.

If there's not enough funding for most sports, I can only conclude that people just don't care enough. So, fuck 'em.

Our generation, from what I've seen doesn't really seem as interested in rank sprots as previous generation. Sure, there's still people out there who want to be acknowledged as the best, but does it really matter that much? Uh, no, I don't think so.

The nature of comopetion is the desire to win. No shit Shirloc. And what, may I ask, is the point of wining? It's, uh, all, uh, hmmm, its a, no, wait, give me a minuet here. Oh, yeah, its about wining. Well gee, that's kinda harsh, seeing how there's only one winner and an infinte number of losers. Yep. No matter what, somebody is gonna be let down. In case, I'm wrose at writing than I think I'll say it again: the point of competion is to be acknowledged as the best.

First its two figure skaters (which the Yanks adopted simply becease, hey, they're not Russian), then, its a revalutionary skier, a shibbin' dude named Moseley. You remember Nagano? I remember where I was when I first saw that. Do you? I'll bet ya do. Now, a triple twister isn't a great trick, but he stuck it. Sure, great, first jump. Second jump and the man's still together. Off the jump with that twist and the larger than usual inhales of several thousand jibbers world wide. You know its coming. He sticks it and neighbors everywhere around the several thousand afore-mention jibbers wonder what happened. If only they could feel the stoke. And, yes, I do like that word stoke. It's not a buzzword that everybody learned during Nagano, exposed for the first time to snowboarding's dag lingo. Its not power. Its not exciement. It's certainly not excitement. It's stoke. A feeling. A feeling, that, cannot be described. Only felt. And for a long time to come, several thousand people will remember a certain stoke.

And then, they will swear. Their neighbors will again wonder, but who really cares about them now eh?

"What do fucking mean!?! Moseley stuck a fucking DINNER ROLL you useless fucking turd!!!"

Maybe they'll vent, by, oh, shit I really don't care how they'll vent, but, they might. Or they might realize at that monment that, hell, who cares about the Olympics. Fuck em'. We don't need them, sure its nice for a couple of weeks of change, but really, who cares? I've learned in my 16 short years on this earth that, fun is fun until its no longer fun.

Uh, yeah, you want a prize for that revalation there buddy?

The Olympics are fun when they're not too serious. Soon as they get too serious, its not fun. Serious = not fun. Fun = not serious. Amazing eh?

So, really, who cares if someone didn't win? If the scoring system isn't tight in the first place, why so much in to winning? I'm thinking some underground comps are needed, sans prize money of course, to show people what its is we do. And maybe a few people will get it, or at least want to get it. And next time Moseley shows the world our quite little revalution, a couple extra people will fell that stoke.

Olympics?

Fuck 'em.

Its been a very long, hard week. The teachers are pushing and criticizing you to the point where you simply want to leave school never to see them again. Your friends, although not intentional, have driven you into bitter frustration. To make matters worse, you know this cycle of stress and anxiety will go on for another five months, a very long, aggravating five months. It’s Friday though, and there are two good days to exert this energy so as to be able to take the cycle with chest forward again come next week.
So what does one do to dump this stress in the gutter and be able to survive through the school year? Some people party and drink, when you think about it, that’s an easy and convenient escape. Lets not kid ourselves, anyone who hides this truth is not facing modern reality. I have seen what thats like, and in the long run, it drags people farther into despair, an illusion of relaxation. Maybe I’m wrong, maybe it does really work for some. For me however, I ski. My party scene is crisp white and stretches beyond the horizan, my alcohol is 198 cm long, with bright K2 logos, and clean straight edges sharp enough to cut through glass.
Skiing with a home base of Rhode Island is the nightmare of any skier, short of living in Hawaii. No mountains, tempatures conveniently just above freezing, and the weather is either bad or awful. However, when skiing is what you eat to live, you make accomadations. Typically I wake up at 5:00am on Saturday, am in the car by 5:30, and on the mountain by nine. During the winter, I will do this every weekend, with only dire emergencies being the exceptions.
Arriving at the ski hill is like arriving at a piece of unexploreded terrain to claim your own. Although tense, the excitement and push of dominating the land is overwhelming. As soon as I take the chair lift up, and look behind at the awesome view, any failed test, any recent scolding, and recent failure might as well be non-existant. Rushing down at top speeds of over 50 miles per hour, the only thing that fills my mind is pushing it even harder, to conquer a slope I wasn’t able to previously. The sky can by blue or gray, the tempature warm or frigid, whatever the weather, skiing down the endless snow, over the sharp pitches, around the moguls, through the trees is a feeling never replicated by anything else. Skiing is more then a sport to me, its my punching bag of life, something I can beat down till all my stress is poured over the mountain, never to be seen again. As I finish, the sun is just creeping over the peak of the mountain, the soft orange glow surrounding the peak of the mountain like a giant trophy to my accomplishment for the day,
At times when I feel I have succeeded at nothing, I know I am good skier. This alone carries me past many hardships. Knowing that no matter how hard school hits me, I can outsmart it, simplying by strapping on two pieces of wood (the core of skies are still made of wood). The rush of the mountain, the success of calling it a day with steaming hot chocalate and steadily warming fingers, being able to reflect on that jump where my heart ended up in my throat, the blast of powder I blew all over my friend as I pulled a perfect parrellel stop, being to able to watch my father (who is still better then I am) and knowing that on the mountain, we are friends of equal power, that final breath as I strap the skiis to the car, ready for another week of school. Still want to critize me about being Canadian, about being to quiet and limited? I have felt glory you only dream about, I can feel reborn over a weekend, I can spread my arms and let the breathtaking view of thousands of acres of raw wilderness and snow bring me to new levels. So what do you do on your weekend?

Note: I wrote this in high school. In college, I now party fairly frequently. I think the one who responded that a balance should be achieved is very correct, and I have attempted to do such. Besides, now going living in Penn, means I deal with the crap skiing of the nation :-(