Groms
Definition
Grom: 1. adj. A young, aggressive, athletic male.
Groms can be seen at most ski resorts in the country,
hucking themselves
off jumps with skis attached to their feet. Most groms
live in wooded areas, and drink hot cocoa with
marshmallows
to stay warm. 2. syn. grommy grom, gremmy, gremlin
out of control, grease monkey, grommy gromulinski,
tom the grom
3. gromette (female grom).
Imagine it, you're riding up the chairlift on a sunny
afternoon at local resorttown, USA, and a tiny person
with turned up ski tips flies off a kicker and throws a
huge backflip, he twists, and lands backward. He
calmly glides down the slope fakie and rides atop what
looks like a vandalized hand-rail with grace and ease,
as if he was doin it for years. Then he stops, and
peeps out instructions to his friends at the top. You
instantly realize (thanks to his high pitch adolescnet
voice) that the only thing he's been doing for years is
taking the bus to school, and playing little league in
the summer. Groms are spearheading the new
revolution of the freeskiing sport. They go big, and
crash big. At any local resort, you can see at least one
skiing phenomenon known as "the grom" with a
sparkling new helmet, and hot-waxed twin-tips skis
ripping up a half-pipe, bump run, or table-top. If you
see a grom on the hill, please understand whence they
came from, and where they should be going. I love this
website because it is the voice of a new generation of
skiiers who need to be heard. It's really rad to see
skiing get popular again. Thanks Jonny Moseley, you
mogul rippin', misty flippin' stud. Thanks Shane
McConkey, you Valdez chargin', cliff huckin, FIS suckin,
guru/ambassador. The athleticism of most ski racers
translates well to a good solid foundation for future
groms and gromettes. Do research. Like, did you know
skiing was invented in B.C. 4000 in Zimbabwe (okay I
made that up, just another reason to look it up in an
encyclopedia). Get involved. Ask if your High School or
college (or middle school) has a freestyle team, if not,
invent one. Ask your local church if they are planning
any ski trips, and go with them to Whistler, or Squaw
Valley. Read, read, and read somemore about the
subject (thousands of websites to the sport can be
found on the web). Go at it, have fun, and don't forget
to stretch. The truth is out there, and will set you free.
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