Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear On A Ski Lift
10. "Wow, you don't get views like this in prison."
9. "You know, we'd both be warmer if you sat on my lap."
8. "If it doesn't snow again soon, I'm afraid they're gonna find the bodies."
7. "It's your lucky day -- you're riding with the king of the knock-knock jokes."
6. "Can you help me defrost my moustache?"
5. "Could you believe it? Some idiot just left these skis sitting right outside the lodge."
4. "While we've got a few minutes -- let me tell you about the Jehovah's Witnesses."
3. "Ow! I just got hit in the face by a goose!"
2. "I got a perfect way of testing if they have 10 inches of powder."
1. "All right boys, cut the cable!"