Upon my arrival back to rainy days and cool nights I began to conclude the new findings that I have discovered and experienced while I was enjoying my week long expedition.
I have concluded the following:
- Meghan Glover is an emotional Ferris wheel
- Ballas really aren’t coo
- Mark fights fires in his spare time
- It is possible to launch a 82 pound body 5 feet in the air
- There is such a thing as a surfer by day, break-dancer by night
- Ashley learnt from the best
- I can go 5 straight days without a non alcoholic beverage
- I am not invincible in so many ways
- Carbohydrates are my friend
- Merlin is a real person
- It is possible to have tequila spilt on your arm, strawberry daiquiri poured on your foot, a shot glass shatter between your legs and beer spilt on your lululemon capris all in one night.
- Little rude European boys want ribs too
- Italian apples don’t fall far from the tree
- Tyler Stucky is my favorite monotone.
- 5 minutes Mexico time is equitant to ½ hour Canadian time.
- Tyler Battey aka Blondie is adorable yet deceivingly prejudice at the same time
- Tequilla really is evil
- Only Mexican bar crawls can make Mark and I Barf
- Albertans have jagged teeth and way to many tattoos to be considered f*ckable
- You CAN get a cold in 38 degree weather
- Surrey girls will show you a good time on your birthday
- Stucky and Tanner should trade brother
- Minnesota accents unfortunately make people sound unintelligent
- Cow milkers such as Patrick can sing country surprisingly well
- Andrew from Iowa caught me in the act
- Jeremy will always been seen with either a water bottle or a beer in his hand.
- Intense Mexican kayaking can result in missing t-shirts, cuts, odd bruises, snorted salt water and a lot of fun
- Pina Colada ice cream covered in piles if coconut is my drug of choice.
-Cigarettes burns can make you new friends
-Brandon is a victim of peer pressure
-Sweaty break dancers can and will randomly lift you off the ground in an uncalled for display of affection
-For 3 American dollars you can buy a can of coke with a piece of gum on it
-Sensual beach sports illustrated pictures don’t turn out as sexy as they were intended to be
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