14-year-old juggles city duties, school, fun       

An article about young kid who has taken action into his own hands to get a skatepark built in his town.

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well we all know what this time of year is....... PARTAY TIME BABY!!!......but for some of us, it's camping and travelling and having road trips with awesome friends......and maybe twisting an ankle or two haha, well hopefully none of my leaders this year at WR make bets on me.....geeze, how nice.....announce my accident proness to EVERYBODY why dont u.....evil people i tell ya haha. this is how my summer will be:


July 1st-9th    WR....best camp in all of Saskatchewan. yeah yeah

July 10th-19th           In Calgary with best buddy kato haha, we are so gunna go SHOPPING!!! lmao total insider

July 21st             grandparents 50th with a special someone....u know who u are haha ;)

July 23rd-28th                 Pre-camp for Jasper!!!!!

July something-5th                @ home hanging out with friends and maybe camping out in  someones backyard *coughmattcough* haha

August 5th-12th               back in Calgary to hang out with daddio....unfortunatly

August 17th-26th                  JASPER!!!! YEAH YEAH



and if i dont come back from Jasper.....i probably got eaten by a bear or fell off a cliff by accident, feel free to call search and rescue haha, I'M KIDDING


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Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
There was this blind man right, There was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said (fish market)
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, hahahahaha
You like that shi*t man
Hey man I got a gang of that shi*t man
Hey I'll tell you what
my man on the guitar
fool on the drums
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mic I'll tell you all these motherf*ckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]
said colt forty-five and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark and
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on dayton rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale (well)
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we f*cked on the bed
f*cked on the floor
f*cked so long I grew a f*ckin' afro
then I f*cked to the left (left)
f*cked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shi*t turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran, I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother f*cker whooped my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna f*ck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]

I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house cause' she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I f*cked her once, I f*cked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "aiyee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just f*ck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, check this out man)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy

met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma

met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I f*ck that bitch again

met a real black girl down in south carolina
f*cked her until she turned to a white albina


f*cked this hooker in Iowa
I f*cked her on credit, so I owe her

f*cked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her name's maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey f*ck that shi*t)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went over a girls house to f*ck
but the pussy just ain't no good (say what!)
I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cum (say What!)
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you f*ckin' his woman
so he start beatin' on yo ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft (what??) soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off


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I love this song, it makes me laugh :)

[I'm a Gangster- Josh Groban]
Don't player hate me, player hate somebody else
Yo, yo yo I'm a gangster
Where my dawgs at?
Bark with me if you're my dog
Yo yo yo, I'm gonna give a shout out to all the player haters
(I don't like player haters)
If you're a player hater don't player, player hate on me
(player hate somebody else)
I'm a gangster, I'm straight up
(straight up gangster, dude)
Grrr I'm steamin' mad grrr
I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is hella up tight
I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection
I saw the police man and I punched him in the eye
To serve and protect, what a lie
I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too
And don't get me started about the jews
I'm a gangster
Grrr I'm mad
I'm a gangster
My rhymes are bad
I'm a gangster
I'm iced out like a freezer
I'm a gangster
I don't listen to Weezer
I dropped out of school at the age of 3
(why)
Cuz all the teachers tried to player hate on me
(oh)
My rhymes are cool just like doing cocaine
My rhymes are hot like a burning flame
Sisqo is my homie, he's a ganster too
Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew
I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance (dance)
Some say we're the perfect match
(step off, step back, step away, step back, don't step forward, back, don't step forwards, step backwards, backwards don't step to me, do not step to me-eeee-eeh)
I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8
Being in jail sucks cuz you always have to masturbate
Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer
They will make mince meat out of his rear
Ben Petty helped me make the gangster beat to this song
I shot him in the face cuz he looked at me wrong
I'm a gangster
I drop bombs like Heroshima
I'm a gangster
Bitch suck on my wiener
I'm a gangster
I drive a cool car
I'm a gangster
I smoke weed in a cigar
Yo my gangster flow
Yo, yo yo yo
I'm rolling on dubs iced out like hockey
My friend got kicked out of Japan for drinking all the saki
f*ck a bitch
Gimmie head, hoe
What's up to my dawgs
Yo yo yo
They play my song on the radio all day long
So everyone can hear my gangster song
Nobody thought I'd blow up like a firestone tire
Oh there's no beat left
(shooting is heard)
Die, Die evil Santa Clause die
No I don't wanna do accapello
I like to slap bitches
I like to slap hoes...

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The man I see

 

Who is that I see

A man who cares about life

Who is that I see

A man with a purpose

Who is that I see

Some one who is hard working

Who is that I see

Some one who has pain in there life

Is that really what I see

Or is that what I what to be

Is that my future

Or was it something in my past

Or is it something else

A person I look up to maybe

Maybe a leader

Or could it be someone I am scared to become

A person I am afraid of

A person that I don’t want to be

Or is it  something hidden in me

This is the man I see who is it

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well...today is my last day here at school. and then on Teusday next week i actually graduate! yea im so happy. i went to my Youth Leadership Spokane graduation last night and it was freakin packed. we had the ceremony at the Glover Mansion which is this really nice house i think built of oak wood. it was so nice. but the ceremony could have been better if there was more room to fit everybody. but i think it went good. well i should go for now and enjoy my last day here at school. see ya lata.

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The Ferries are running again.. thank you gay union. I like the fact that the union workers went on strike and had all these problems yet they caused more problems for themselves, now just realized that and are now sueing the union leader. WOW you guys are S-M-R-T smart.

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