Anyone who commits any of the following actions needs to be punched right in the mouth:
Walking slow in the hallway.
Crying in public.
Standing next to someone crying in public.
Enjoys reading Harry Potter.
Thinks I care about their opinion.
Wears a cowboy hat or boots at any time.
Quotes Napoleon Dynamite.
Respects Mormons.
Using any of the following abbreviations: u, r, b, ur, lol, sk8r, rofl, stfu, lololol,or lmao.
Spells over 2% of their words wrong in a forum post.
Posts on a forum.
Thinks anyone besides themselves cares about the where a Wikipedia article really belongs.
Spends more than two minutes on their hair.
Doesn't flush the toilet after taking a crap.
Supports Bush.
Felt sorry for Terry Schiavo.
Think Tom DeLay is an "okay kind of guy."
Thinks an obsession over anime isn't creepy.
Thinks liking everything Japanese, regardless of how crappy it is, makes them Japanese.
Buys anything from an infomercial.
Sells anything on an infomercial.
Believes everyone in the world wants to be an American.
Has a 'Support Our Troops,' or similar magnetic ribbon on their terrorist supporting Hummer.
Thinks Hummers are 'cute.'
Refer to the bible as non-fiction
Thinks the genre of music you listen to defines you as a person.
Attempts to live a non-conformist lifestyle by conforming to a certain lifestyle (i.e. goth or emo).
Listens to H.I.M. because Bam told them too.
Believes High School sports will 'take them places.'
Looks exactly like every other person within a five-foot radius.
Thinks they're black.
Refers to their friends as 'dawg.'
Won't eat meat because animals have feelings.
Won't eat humans for the same reason.
Isn't honest when someone annoys the hell out of them.
Stabs a friend in the back.
Enjoys listening to the radio.
Wants to be liked by everyone.
Thinking the world owes them something.
Threatens me.
Thinks kids, regardless of the number of extra appendages, are cute.
Tells you a story you told them, which you know not to be true.
Tells you a story.
Will hunt with a gun, but not a pocket knife.
Believes grades define you as a person.
Wants to meet Bill Gates in person for reasons other than first degree murder.
Thinks knowing Bob Marley's name makes you a Rastafarian.
Finds reading technical specification sheets enjoyable.
Uses numbers as letters and thinks that makes you a hacker.
Drops out of school during their senior year.
Reads their horoscope and believes it.
Reads their horoscope.
Writes a letter to Ann Landers and thinks the advice they will receive is unique.
Asks me why I'm so mean.
Wonders why they now have a broken finger.
Is a girl and spits.
is a fat girls and thinks she can dance all hiphopish.
And finally, doesn't have an opinion, or won't state it as to avoid confrontation.
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