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You might be a redneck if…

 

*You've ever vacationed in a rest area.

*Your belt buckle is bigger than your head.

*You think paprika is a third-world country.

*You refer to the fifth grade as "my senior year".

*Your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.

*Your muffler is held on by a coat hanger.

*Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and a flashlight.

*Bikers back down from your mama

*Your bicycle has a gun rack.

*After removing the empty beer cans from your car you find you get fifteen more miles to the gallon.

*Directions to your house include "turn off the paved road"

*You wet the bed and four other people immediately know it.

*You actually know what kind of leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.

*Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening at the oil shop.

*The neighbors have ever asked to borrow the light bulb.

*Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.

*Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

*You hold a frog and it worries about getting warts.

*You have to take the entire day off to get your teeth cleaned.

*You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

*You ever listed fuzzy dice on an insurance claim.

*Your trolling motor used to be a fan in a barber shop.

*You list tick removal as a skill on your resume.

*You use an ironing board as a knick-knack shelf.

*You think the Battle of the Bulge is an argument between your wife and your mother.

*You've ever driven around looking for your porch roof after a bad storm.

*Your nicest towels say, "Motel 6".  

*The photo on your driver's license includes your dog.

*You've been too drunk to fish.

*You've had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

*You ever used a weed-eater indoors.

*You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

*You go to the family reunion to pick up on women.

*You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.

*Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.

*Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

*You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.

*Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".

*You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer bottle in the car.

*Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

*You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.

*When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

*You have a house that is mobile and 13 cars that aren’t

*Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

*Your huntin' dog cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

*You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the water-bed.

*It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.

*You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three primary colors.

*Your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"

*Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

*You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

*You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

*You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.

*Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.

*You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's.

*You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.

*The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.

*You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

*You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

*You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.

*Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

*You think subdivision is part of a math problem.

*You think there's nothing wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.

*You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.

*You can't get married to your sweetheart ‘cause there is a law against it.

*The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.

*You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

*You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

*You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

*You believe that beef jerky and beer are two of the major food groups.

*You let your thirteen-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

*You keep empty beer cans in your fridge for your friends that don't drink.

*You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

*You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating alot of beans for dinner.



Published On: 11/14/2007
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....FOR FREEDOM!!!

 

 “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act. –George Orwell

 

The year is 1913, Woodrow Wilson is president, and powerful banking interests, who have been trying for year, finally achieved their long term goal, of silently taking control of the American government.

     The first thing the did to accomplish their take over was convince secretary of state, Flan Denox, to lie to the American people, and tell them that the 16th amendment [Income Tax Amendment] had been legally ratified by the states when it was not. The bankers knew that this tax would ultimately end up in their pockets.

     Because of this fraud the American people were led to believe there was a tax on their labor. Congress and the President ARE completely aware of this fraud and it was cited in a recent court case:

 

“If you… examined [the 16th amendment] carefully, you would find that a sufficient number of states ratified that amendment.” -U.S. District Court Judge, James C. Fox, 2003

 

That very same year [1913] the bankers committed their second, and by far most diabolical fraud ever perpetrated on the American people, by bribing senators to pass the Federal Reserve Act, without the required Constitutional amendment. They did this during Christmas vacation, when many senators where home celebrating Christmas with their families.

     And that is how the unconstitutional Federal Reserve Act came into being. They were very clever, and understood that who ever issued the money for America controlled the government.

 

“Give me control of a nations money supply, and I care not who makes its laws.” -Mayer Rothschild, Private Banker

 

President Wilson, who signed the Federal Reserve Act later said in regret:

“I’m a most unhappy man; I have unwittingly ruined my country a great industrial nation is now controlled by a system of credit. We are no longer a government by free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a government by the opinions and duress of a small group of dominant men.” -Woodrow Wilson, 1919

 

How did America transform from being a truly free country with a servant government where our individual rights are protected by our Constitution, to being a country that talked about being free but really wasn’t?

     The change started when the Federal Reserve came into existence, and America adopted one of the major planks of the Communist Manifesto by creating for America this central bank.

     The very same people that back the Federal Reserve System also back the graduated income tax, a second plank from the Communist Manifesto.

     And now our Congress so dominated by the banks, is helping them entrap people even further by passing new Bankruptcy Laws making it more difficult for the people to declare bankruptcy and get a fresh start.

 

“Who controls money controls the world.” -Henry Kissinger, Council of Foreign Relations

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*President Bush has signed executive orders give him sole authority to impose martial law and suspending Habeas Corpus. This gives him dictatorial power over the people without any checks or balances.

 

*The government can jail you for life without charges, without trial, and without a lawyer.

 

*Because of globalization the U.S. must accept other nations’ laws. Under the CAFTA treaty the sale of vitamins and supplements will be illegal.

 

*Executive Order# 10999: Allows the government to take over all modes of transportation.

 

*Executive Order# 11000: Allows the government to mobilize civilians into work brigades under government supervision.

 

* Executive Order# 11921: Provides that the president can declare a state of emergency that is not defined and Congress cannot review the action for six months.

 

*Senate Bill# 1873: Allows the government to vaccinate you with untested vaccines against your will.

 

*The FDA says: Americans do not have a right to know which foods are genetically modified.

 

*Congressman Sensenbrenner’s Bill (HR1528): Requires you to spy on you neighbors including wearing a wire. Refusal would be punishable by a mandatory prison sentence of at least two years.

 

*The government claims the power to seize all financial interments: gold, silver, and everything else if they deem an emergence exists. –treasury department letter, Aug. 12, 2005

 

*There are 190 countries in the world; American has bases in 130 them.

 

The Patriot Act permits:

*Secret FBI and police searches of your home and office.

*Secret government wiretaps on you phone, computer and/or internet activity.

*Secret investigations of your bank record, credit cards and other financial records.

*Secret investigations of your library and book activities.

*Secret examinations of your metical, travel and business records.

*The freezing of funds and assets without prior notice or appeal.

*The creation of secret watch lists that ban those named from air and other travel.

 

“The Constitution is just a goddamn piece of paper.” -George W. Bush, Nov. 2005, Capitol Hill Blue

 

During the 1990’s President Clinton monitored millions of private phone calls placed by U.S. citizens. He did this under a secret program code named: Echelon. The wide spread use of wire tapping Americans during the Clinton administration proves that this practice was not started because of 9/11 but is standard procedure.

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The new legislation for the national ID card is in and takes three to for pages to describe. It will be connected to our driver’s licenses and Social security numbers. A physical ID such as finger prints or retinal print will be on it.

This law known as the Real ID Act takes effect in May 2008. Anyone with out a card will not be permitted to board an air plain, Amtrak train, open a bank account, or enter a federal building.

The bill mandates that all drivers’ licenses contain “common readable technology. A radio frequency identification (RFID) chip will be used.

 

 

“It is time to wake up America. Those ID cards are NOT about defeating terrorism, they are all about controlling the American people.” -Aaron Russo

 

The latest technology for identifying people when they make purchases is the implantable chip that can be directly imbedded into human flesh. Its tiny glass capsule is about the size if a grain if rice. It contains an RFID computer chip with a coiled antenna.

Homeland Security, the Department of Defense, and others have expressed great interest in being able to more closely monitor the American people. And one way to do that would be to determine who buys what and where they take these things.

     Radio frequency can travel through walls, wood, the things we normally rely on to protect our privacy. For example your backpack, your pocket, anything you’re wearing or carrying.

     They were talking about having reader devices in every airport, on every bus, every train, on every port and every dock.

     One of the most worrisome applications of RFID is proposals to put in cash. Meaning that you’d be able to track every bank note, where it has been, who it has been issued to, and create an essence an audit trail that would essentially take away the anonymity of cash, that we enjoy today.

     The ATM machine itself, as the money came through the roller device, would be reading each number. And it would know who you are; of course you identify yourself at banks or ATMs. And the ATM would tag the number, and transfer the possession name from, say Bank of America to Joe Jones.

     Once every thing you do is tied down to a single number, and there is no longer the option to pay with cash, then all it takes to render you a non citizen is to simply turn you chip off. Then you won’t be able to participate in ant function in society, including buy food.  

     Through the implementation of the Federal Reserve System, the American citizen has gone from being a private individual who had real money, and gold in possession that was private, to a citizen who has no privacy because all money is now being digitized. They can deduct however amount of money they want out of your digits when ever they want, and they can trace you when ever they want. You’ll be at there mercy. God forbid we allow this to happen in America

    

“This is outrageous! I mean your talking about the government looking over your shoulder at absolutely everything you do, every purchase you make, every place you go, every company you interact with, would be recorded back to potentially the government.” -Katherine Albrecht, author of “Spy Chips”

 

Have we become so controlled and ignorant about our rights, that big institution and big governments can do whatever they want with us even with out our approval?

I know for certain that our founding fathers would resist to the death what is happening in America today. And I for one will not accept a national ID card. And if nobody accepts a national ID card, and nobody can board a plain without one, then let the airlines go bankrupt. And if you can’t open an account in a big national bank, then open one in a small local bank. And if we can’t walk into a federal building, I’d personally consider that a blessing.

Don’t allow these institutions to dictate to us how we conduct our lives. This is America, and we have free choice! We the people have the power not the government. The government gets its power from us, not the other way around.

Think of all the men and women that died in all our wars fighting for freedom, not Federal Reserve bankers. Do you think they sacrificed their lives so America could get chipped like a dog, so we can all have homing devices inside us? NO! This ID card is the last step before they implant us, and that is precisely the reason no one should accept one.

And you know what they’re going to do? They’re going to call in the propaganda machine, the media, and try to sell this RFID chip as if it was in everybody’s best interest.

 

“We shall have a world government whether or not we like it. The only question is whether the world government will be achieved by conquest or consent.” -Paul Warburg, architect of the Federal Reserve System, 1950

 

The central bankers of the world are working together to create a one world government. A global police sinister was the only thing George Orwell ever wrote about. Where every person on the planet Earth will have an RFID chip implant, where the bankers and the governments have access to every transaction you make.

A chip in every in everybody would be the universal monitory system, because there would be no escape from it.

Most people don’t have a clue that these unelected private bankers, actually control the governments of the world. They have actually financed and profited from ever war since World War I, without concern for humanity. The war in Iraq is an attempt by the Federal Reserve and their partner the Bank of England to control the middle east, and make it part of the new world order.

 

“Military men are just dumb stupid animals, to be used as pawn in foreign policies.” -Henry Kissinger

 

     The war on terrorism is the war on your freedom.

 

“The bankers own take it away from them but leave them the power to create money, and with the flick of the pen they will create enough money to buy it back again. However, take away the power to create money, and all great fortunes like mine will disappear and ought to disappear, for this would be a happier and better world to live in.

But if you wish to remain slaves of the bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create money.” - Sir Josiah Stamp, former director of the Bank of England

 

“We are grateful to the Washington Post, the New York Times, Time Magazine, and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost 40 years.

     It would have been impossible for us to develop our plans for the world if we had been subjected to the lights of publicity during those years. But now the world is more sophisticated and prepared to march toward a world government. The supra national sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national auto determination, practiced in past centuries.” 

-David Rockefeller, private banker, council on foreign relations, June 1991

 

“The real rulers in Washington are invisible and exercise power from behind the scenes.” -Felix Frankfuter, U.S. Supreme Court Justice

 

“It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.” -Henry Ford

 

     Now that you do understand what happened in 1913, and how it is leading to world government, the future depends on you. Will you choose freedom or slavery? Stop living in fear of your government. Government is the servant. We are the masters.

So what are you going to do about it? Join together in civil disobedience. Be willing to take part in nationwide strikes, boycotts, and marches on Washington. Force Congress to use their power to shut down the Federal Reserve. Government has authority to issue money, without paying interest to the bankers. This will take away the power to control our government from the bankers. Only vote for candidates who have signed an affidavit to shut down the Federal Reserve System and stop world government.

If you are in the military or law enforcement, remember you swore an oath to defend the American Constitution. You didn’t swear an oath to promote world government. Honor your Oath.

DONOT accept the national ID card, even if it’s your drivers’ license. We must demand that the American peoples gold be audited, and make certain that it has not been stolen. This asset must be returned to the American people.

Abolish computer voting in the state where you live. Stop being a good Democrat, stop being a good Republican, start being good Americans.

And when the media starts telling you that the country will fall apart if this is done, don’t be fooled. This is just the Federal Reserve trying to save itself. Squash it!

 

“I like the old idea, where you could do what you thought you could do and what you wanted to do as long as you didn’t hurt anyone.”

 -Ron Paul

 

If you believe in civil disobedience and wish to organize with millions of Americans in this battle for liberty, please sign up at freedomtofascism.com, and if you choose not to help, report to Central Services immediately and we will have you fitted for an RFID chip… for you own safety, of course.

 

”We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.”
-Benjamin Franklin, at the signing of the Declaration of
Independence, July 4, 1776

 Uninted we stand, Divided we fall.

www.ronpaul2008.com

 

www.wethepeoplefoundation.org

 Source:

America: from freedom to fascism (DVD)
 
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1656880303867390173

 



Published On: 11/10/2007
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Boom. It's that time of year again, Doglotion.com is bringing TGR's latest
Ski & Snowboard Film premiere to Whistler- ‘Lost & Found’ -
a 16mm/HD Ski & Snowboard Film, presented by JEEP.
Packed with local talent, this is the must see premiere of the season.
Add in a rockin’ after party at the Longhorn Saloon to usher in the 07.08 season,
plus swag giveaways and athlete appearances – and you’re in for an epic night.
Get Ian McIntosh to autograph your chest, then sit back and enjoy the show.

And the icing on the cake… rumours have it Doglotion.com will present the
World Premiere of Paul Cotton’s ‘Gaper Day 2007’ short film; a mockumentary of the biggest Whistler-end-of-season ‘celebration’ yet. Daffies, twisters, rock grinds, one-pieces, stretch-pants, Mexican wrestlers – exposed on the big screen like never before.

DETAILS

When: 2 shows (7 & 9pm), on Friday September 28
Where: MY Millennium Place Theatre, Whistler
What: Ski & Snowboard Film premiere of 'Lost & Found'
Bonus: World Premiere of Paul Cotton's Gaper Day 2007 short film.
Tix: $9.99. All ages, available in advance at Ticketmaster.ca or
at MY Millennium Place Theatre, in person or by phone 604 935 8410. Get them in advance, sold out in years past.
After Party: "Fire, Ice, & DYNAMITE" The Party. At the Longhorn Saloon.
Swag give-aways, DJ, drink specials, bring it on.
They're welcoming FIREBALL to their family of drinks, and the FIREBOMB specials will be going down hard.
No cover charge. (Sorry no minors). Bonus points and anyone rocking a Fire, Ice & DYNAMITE costume.
Need inspiration? Think Willy Bogner film with breakdancing monoboarders in one-piece suits.
 
And someone's going home with a pair of new
DYNASTAR TROUBLE MAKERS!

About the film...

LOST AND FOUND is the story of the extraordinary season of 2006.07 as seen through the eyes of world-class skiers and snowboarders. With global drought persisting and ski resorts closing around the world, athletes are forced to follow the snow, sending them deep into the uncharted north country of Alaska and Canada – including of course – the
Whistler area. Filmed almost entirely in North America, LOST AND FOUND is a testament to the terrain and conditions that only exist in the Western Hemisphere.

It wouldn’t be complete without mind-blowing performances by some of our favourite Whistler athletes, Ian McIntosh, Dana Flahr, Kye Petersen, and Victoria Jealouse. McIntosh returns to try one-upping the films best breakthrough performance in last year’s film – his own – while Flahr is pumped on his return from injuries, and it shows. Once again, the Whistler crew pretty much shows the pros how we rock here in Whistler, and well, how last winter rocked us.
This film will take you into the vast, unexplored Tordrillo Mountains of Alaska, proving that some of the best big mountain riding in the world is still completely undiscovered. Athletes take advantage of the bountiful winter in British Columbia, hit disturbing park features in Aspen and score over-the-head powder pillows at Skeena Heliskiing.
The winter of 2007 was feast or famine; LOST AND FOUND documents the feast.

Sponsored by: JEEP, The North Face, Rossignol, Dynastar/Lange, Powder Magazine, Recco, Apple, Outside Magazine, Jackson Hole Mountain Resort and Burton
Local Sponsors: DYNASTAR, Glacier Shop, Rossignol, Whistler Blackcomb



Published On: 9/22/2007
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Yo Dog,
 
Check out the Rove-Man doing his thang...
 
 
 


Published On: 4/2/2007
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My Blog: OMFG
By: tonya160741


oh my god i had the best f*cking weekend ever i was over at my ex - boyfriends house and he has two cute dogs only Titan is very hyper kinda like me!!! His other dog jazzy is frigin huge but very cute to!!! I met his brother justin and he seemed nice although his family isn't mean like at all!!! oh ya and he makes the best french fries ever!!! Jesse makes the best fries not the dogs or justin!!!! lol


Published On: 3/27/2007
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-Stuff u didnt kno about me -

1. I microwave ice cream.
2. I repeat words in my head until they have no meaning.
3. I talk to myself.
4. When I'm home alone, I bounce around the house singing at the top of my lungs in the strangest voices until I get a headache.
5. I dance in my bathroom.
6. I dance regardless. Only in front of the my dogs though.
7. Sometimes I'd rather not talk to people, but just sit with them in silence.
8. When I only know part of a song's lyrics, I make up the rest.
9. I make up words if I forget the real ones. Like nilliate.
10. I sit on my couch watching old disney movies cuddled up in about 3 different blankets while drinking hot chocolate.
11. I have my dog trained to roll over when I snap my fingers and point at him.
12. I play pretend in my head for my favourite books and movies.
13. My Ipod puts me to sleep 
14. I always ask, "How is life?" and I realize no one ever responds correctly.
15. I <3 orange juice.
16. I usually stay on the phone till 6 Am.
17. I can tie a cherry stem with my tounge.
18. I sing to myself in the shower.
19. French fries in 1000 Island dressing is so fapping good.
20. I read the book "Everything You wanted to Know About Sex... and More" when I was 7.
21. I Love writing poems, and acttionaly i'm qutie good at it too.
23. I use to put money under my own pillow to make my parents believe the tooth fairy was real.
24. I squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle. Just to piss everyone off.

25. I would eat Arby's for Breakfast,Lunch, & Dinner.

26. Sometimes in the summer or on weekend i wake up at 4 Am just to go joging
I <3 u babe
xoxo Brianne


Published On: 3/21/2007
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--
Yep i love u more than u will ever kno
as u can tell i love u or i wouldnt be expressing
my feeling 2 u
&& yes ur doing a very damn good job of it mattie lol
--
Well actually
i had a vey flusturing day
cause i didnt talk 2 him today
but im really happy cause he is feeling better :)
&& i loved ur blog it was cute im mean it was the best well i thought it was
--
Well im not really tired but i dont wanna stay on the computer all night long
or my mom is gonna start to annoy me i agian && i dont want that
i think im gonna jus go and lay in bed even tho its like 12:39am
 --
oh yeah i love how u write blogs about me and u tell me everything and ur not afraid to be senstive or embrassed && ur jus so cute on top of that lol
&& u know u and ur dog are cute  
but ur dog is cute jus a little bit more babe lol
I love u babe
 
xoxo brianne


Published On: 3/20/2007
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---
yeah im tired and its only 12 something but i have skool in the morning
my boo is sick still
it makes me sad
 ♥ 
 on a happier note
there is this guy rite && his name is matt williams last name idk yet but i will find out and add that in lol
 My heart was caputured  on March 10, 2007, && i might say that many times but its true
Whether were talking about his dog being my boo or if were talking about why he loves me so much
its always a great time
i found a great guy he is my best friend also
I couldnt ask for more  he's perferct for me
&& im his baby girl
&& his my little dork
lol
Mattie heres one little rule even tho u & i kno that im really bossy but i think u already did this rule but i will let u be the judge of that
 
1.i need this one guy who can make me happy...no matter what mood i'm in...no matter what kind of day i had...who will stick by my side through thick and thin...to love and to be loved.


I think personally this blog is to much but i dont care really ..i think its the way he makes me feel that has me writing my feelings to the world
             
       (matt ur gonna have 2 top this on ur blog hun i mean really top this )      
XOXO Brianne


Published On: 3/19/2007
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LOL i love the title of my blog
I get to talk to my boo tonight or Earlier lol
I'm his babygirl [i love it when he says it]
idk wat else to say
Lets talk bout the weather lol
it was gorgeous out but its gonna rain :(
Chyeah im getting bored && tired and im gonna go take a nap or sumthing idk yet lol
 
i ♥ you much boo
--XOXO Brianne


Published On: 3/14/2007
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1. What time did you go to bed last night? I think around 12:30
2. What is your favorite day of the week? Fridays
3. What company do you work for? Victoria Secrets
4. What is your job title? Cashier/Utility clerk
5. Do you like your job? I like the people I work with, I LOVE my job
6. If you could choose one person in the world to look like, who would it be? idk
7. What is your Moms Name? jamie
8. What is your Best Friends Name? courtney and lisa
9. How often do you see them?  almost everyday 10. Do you think that you are attractive? yes
11. Are you slim / athletic / chubby / fat? athletic, I guess.
12. What is your favorite food? Fruit
13. How many times do you exercise each week? idk
14. What is your natural hair color? blonde
15. What color are your eyes? drk blue 16. What color is your skin? White but i tan
17. How many brothers and sisters do you have? none
18. What are their names?
19. Do you get along with them all?
20. Where were you born? Chicago
21. How many schools have you been to? Well, idk
22. Ever expelled and what for? No
23. Any plans for the Christmas New Year period? That's about a year away.
24. What is your New Years resolution going to be? I don't know.
25. Do you think that you will stick to it? I sure hope so.
26. Ever known anyone who has been in jail? Yeah
27. What were they convicted of? Stuff
28. Have you ever been in the overnight lock-up? No
29. What Did you get for breakfast today? cereal
30. What is your all time favorite movie? KIDS
31. All time favorite book? None
32. What is a movie that you watch over and over again? Jackass 2
33. What is your favorite band/singer? have lots
34. Who do you think is the sexiest persons in the world? scot with 1 t
35. What 3 characteristics do you hate the most? Ignorance,  and immaturity.cant think of a 3rd one
36. Do you hate anyone? yes
37. Who is it and what did they do? hard 2 explain
38. If you could change your name what would you change it to? I wouldn't
39. What are you having for dinner tonight? pizza
40. Are you the main cooker in your household? Ha, no.
41. What is your favorite thing to cook? Nothing
42. How many pets do you have and what are their names? 1, mickey
43. Have you ever been bitten by a dog? no
44. Has your Mom ever done anything embarrassing? Yes
45. Prefer to be a girl or a boy? Girl
46. Ever kissed or have sex with someone of the same sex? No
47. Did you enjoy it and would you do it again? 
50. Who is the one person you love the most in the world?   My mom and dad.
51. Do you want children? Maybe
52. How many? Two
53. Have you picked out names? yes
54. Are you engaged? No
55. Do you see yourself getting engaged anytime soon?  no.
56. Do you want to pick your own engagement ring? No, I'd rather the guy doing.  W
57. How much would you be willing to spend on an engagement ring? I don't know
58. What is your favorite season? Fall
59. Favorite day of the year? My birthday.
60. What do you think would be the ideal age to be? I'm pretty sure it's going to be 21
61. Ever had sex with someone much older then you? No
62. How much older where they?
64. Ever stolen anything? no
65. Ever been caught stealing? From my brother, yes



Published On: 1/13/2007
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Park & Pipes - Whistler Blackcomb: So Much SNOW
By: WhistlerBlackcomb


Whistler is having on of the best seasons ever! Endless fresh snow keeps falling (27+ feet and still counting) and we are well over a 3 meter base now.

 
Yep, that's a rail.

The fresh pow makes for epic riding but is actually slowing down the Parks expansion as we have to continuously dig out the rails, features & rebuild the park almost weekly! The park staff do their best to clear off snow on the rails & hits so our park riders can still hit the features each day. At night, our park groomers are plowing the snow off, rebuilding table tops and rail platforms.

 

Huge thanx to the day & night Parks team for making the effort each day to offer you the best park riding experience. Fences buried to the top & waist to chest deep drifts around the rails is giving the Parks team a work out almost every day.

Maybe the on line contest www.ifullrwasagirl.com is causing Ullr to be vengeful with the all the snow this season!?

So if you’re up here and in the park, enjoy it, and props to the team for keeping it in shape. If you’re up here and out of the park, well, you know how good it is, we don’t need to remind you. And if you're not here, well, you know what to do...



Published On: 1/8/2007
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my blog: SURVEY...
By: black_voodoo


About You Survey.

Info.
People call me: brianne
I was born on: aug 7th
Eye color: dark blue
Hair Color: blonde.
Righty or Lefty: righty.
Zodiac Sign: leo
Innie or Outtie: Innie.
Single or Taken: Single.

Favorite.
Band: No favorite.
Color: purple
TV Show: Rob&Big.
Song: idk
Subject in School: dont have one
Ice Cream Flavor: chocolate

WhatIs...
Your most overused phrase on instant messaging: idk
The last image/thought before you go to sleep: idk
Your best feature: You decide.
Your bedtime: I try to get to bed before 12 on weekday but if its a weekend i dont get 2 bed till 3 or 4 am
Your greatest fear: Being alone.
Your greatest accomplishment: N/A.
Your most missed memory: homecoming

Do You Prefer:
Pepsi or coke: Coca-Cola, the classic.
Adidas or Nike: Both.
Dogs or cats: Dogs.
Being Single or taken: Taken.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both.
One pillow or two: Three, not stacked.
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Hot Chocolate or coffee:  A Frappachino.

DoYou:
Take a shower everyday: Yea.
Like to cuddle: of course
Want to go to college: Yes.
Want to get married: Yeah.
Believe in yourself: Yeah.
Drink: yes
Drugs: No.
Smoke: No.
Have any tattoos: yes 3
Have any piercings:yes 6
Get motion sickness: No.
Think you're a health freak: No.
Get along with your parents: hell no
Like thunderstorms: no ,they scare me :(

The Future.
Age you hope to be married: 25.
Where do you see yourself at age 20: In College.
Descibe your Dream Wedding: Huge ceremony, large reception on the beach .
How do you want to die: With someone I love.
Future career: Undecided.
Where would you most like to visit: Italy, Spain.

Opposite Sex.
Eye color: i perfer brown cause brown eyes are so dreamy lol
Hair color: Idon'tcare.
Height: Taller than me, or my height which is 5' 3"
Weight: Normal, as in not fat, and not anorexicly skinny.
Best clothing style: watever they wanna wear.

Who was the last person you...
Hugged: alex.
Kissed: Idk.
Talked to online: Scot with 1 T <3 u :) .
Yelled at: Mom.
Held hands with: idk.



Published On: 1/8/2007
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On the drive back to camp I had a thought. How much fan mail does Mr. T. get these days? He's pretty under the radar now, but brought tears of joy to Mohicans everywhere when he mopped the floor with Stallone in Rocky III. I thought I'd write him tonight. Here's a copy in case I offend him and he hitch-hikes to P.G. and bodyslams me.

 

 

Dear Sir Lawrence Turead aka Mr. T.,

 

In case you hadn't heard, up working off of Mile 90 of the Alaska Highway probing trees looking for pine beetle. The guys I work with are crazier than Murdock. The best way to describe them is if you donated a dozen ATVs and snowmobiles to the people living on the streets around Main and Hastings St. in Vancouver. They're a bunch of wasted ex-cons, ripping around on machines with no regard for personal safety, only stopping to light their cigarettes.

 

The beetles up here are pretty much on a killing spree. They're spreading fast because of the favorable temperatures due to global warming. I know you're an environmentalist- you said you'd rather walk than fly with that crazy sucka Murdock. If you do want to save Northern BC, you could do a bit more hand to hand combat rather than using your tank, or park the A Team van and instead have the crew take the bus on your next mission. I like to think of us as an elite force designed to eradicate entomological boreal domination. We're a bunch of guys straight out of prison for crimes "We swear we didn't commit." Pretty much, we're the A Team of Northern North America.

 

Glad to hear you made it through your battle of cancer. Sorry you had to sell your gold chains to pay for your medical bills, but you said it yourself: "You don't need chains when you got a heart of gold." I get all my facts from the National Inquirer that covered your story so well. I tried to do some fundraising, but used the money to buy some gold tire chains for our Ford Super Duty.

 

I don't get along with a lot of these whiteys in camp. Half are whinos, the other half are complainos. I think a couple of them are starting to befriend me because I'll break trail through the snow and don't eat any of the pork chops. I ain't buying it. I believe it was in the movie Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool that you said, "Be somebody, or you'll be somebody's fool. Or was it in the movie, Baby-Punching Supersuckas for Megabot 9 ? I always get those two mixed up.

 

I know it sounds like I'm messing around but I do care. When I was nineteen I bet a guy ten bucks that he didn't know what your favorite type of music was. How could he have known the answer was Gospel? I was positive he's say Pre-2Unlimited Trantastic Trip-Hop. I paid up, so don't ever say I never stuck my neck out to make a difference.

 

Yours Fooly,

Crease Mansfoo of the Castlegar gang The Supasuckas Relay Erasers, circa 1998.

 

 

Minus twenty five up in the Great White North….

 

 

I've finished up my last shift and, this time, I won't be going back. I'm getting a little too attached to rednecks and have to space myself before I become what I fear. On one of the last days one of them came to be about to cry. "Freezer made fun of me because I thought eight and four equals thirteen. I have mentally problems." Looking at me like a teary eyed puppy dog, with the IQ to match, I'm starting to realize how it can sometimes be harder to part with something you hate than something you love. Why? I haven't a damn clue. When I find out I let you know. But by that time I'll own four quads and be paying child support from my fifth marriage. Yep, I gotta go because I'm starting to fit in.

 

Mentally Yours,

 

Crease

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Published On: 11/16/2006
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Fernie Alpine Resort and Lake Louise Mountain Resort have announced the dates of their Freeski events for the 2006/2007 season. Further, after the success of last year’s Fernie Junior Freeski competition, Junior events have been added to Lake Louise Mountain Resort and Kimberley Alpine Resort, in addition to Fernie. The total prize pot available for the entire series (adults and juniors) is expected to be close to $20,000.

 

Kimberley Alpine Resort Junior Freeski Competition

The Junior Series will kick off January 27 & 28, 2007 at Kimberley Alpine Resort. There will be separate categories for the guys and the gals and for ages 7-11, 12–15, and 16-18. They’ll be judged on line choice, control, fluidity, technique and aggressiveness.

 

Smith Optics Lake Louise Big Mountain Challenge

In February, Lake Louise’s Powder Bowls will take centre stage and host freeskiers from across Canada and the U.S. for the 5th Annual Smith Optics Lake Louise Big Mountain Challenge. Over 100 competitors are expected to take part in the multi-day event, which includes Registration and Venue Inspection (February 21), a Qualifying Round (February 22), Semi-Final Round (February 23) and Final Round, Awards Ceremony and Wrap-up Party (February 24). February 25 is held as a weather day.

Lake Louise’s Junior competition will be held the weekend prior, February 17 & 18. Age categories will be 7-11 years, 12-15 years, and 16-17 years of age.

 

Smith Optics Fernie Freeski Competition

Athletes will be challenged by Fernie Alpine Resort’s intense terrain and legendary powder. The event will kick off with the Junior Fernie Freeski Competition on March 10 & 11. For the adults, athletes will be challenged by Fernie’s intense terrain, and the top prize will go to the one who skis the best line, being judged on line choice, control, fluidity, technique and aggressiveness. Fernie Alpine Resort has the best ingredients for this event – epic terrain and deep powder! The event will follow a similar format to the Lake Louise Big Mountain Challenge, with Registration and a Venue Inspection (March 14), Qualifying Round (March 15), Semi-Final Round (March 16), and Final Round, Awards Ceremony and Party (March 17). March 18 will be held as a weather day.


The event will wrap with a party on Saturday, March 17th in Fernie Alpine Resort’s legendary Griz Bar.


 

Athletes competing in both the Smith Optics Lake Louise Big Mountain Challenge (February 21-25) and the Fernie Freeski Competition (March 14-18) will be eligible to win in an additional category: Champion of the RCR Freeski Series.

Registration for all events will go live online at www.skikimberley.com, www.skilouise.com and www.skifernie.com later this fall. Please visit resort websites for a complete events listing.


 

Spectators watch the 2006 Finals at Lake Louise Mountain Resort



Published On: 10/30/2006
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My Blog: This is me!
By: HOOP-DOGG


My life is beautiful!! My life is bittersweet!! My life is mine and mine ONLY and its up to me to do what I believe in my heart is right! My life is angry, my life is pain, my life is confronting obstacles that hurt, confronting obstacles that cause pain, but to me they are little and build my strength that will forever flourish, to me they make who I am, who I was and who I will be. Don't underestimate me, don't question me!! I have God with me every step I take. Thats how I know I will always be Lindsey Hooper and will forever grow and forever excede boundaries that no one else is willing to take and no one CAN or will EVER change me!!! I am LINDSEY JO HOOPER and I'm proud of it!! The next time you question what I believe in.....take a step back from the imperfect humans we are and relize that what I do, every human should do and the things that sound ocward or unrealisitic to you are things that are true!! Things that if only we knew were in us and things that only if we BELIEVED we could do are the things that could make us grow to the amount we are meant too........ They are the things that everyone is afraid of, but I .....I AM NOT!!!!!! And will never be afraid of the huge, ugly, and undefinable mountains in the distance......They are the mountains that I look forward to, they are the mountains that I know I will climb and the mountains that I will preach from. From experience, from guilt, from pain, from love, from imperfections, from life........I DARE YOU!!!!! I DARE everyone to be who they are meant to be!!!! Only the STRONG survive and I am here to tell you that I am not going down without a fight!!!!! I stand firm, I have cement shoes, Jesus is my savior, God is my father and I pity the fool that underestimates my heart, my true soul and my mind!! I have willpower that makes my exterior strength look ant-like. I am stubborn and naive only because I have faith and hope and see the good in every human that crosses my path!!! Remember these words and these words only.................I..............AM...............LINDSEY JO HOOPER.....Nice to meet you!!!!!! And I will make a difference!


Published On: 8/4/2006
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My Journal: Borax
By: yvettegillam


how good is this shi*t???? I mean it's not too offen I get all hyped up and shi*t about a cleaning product but f*ck man this shi*t rules! It makes the bath tube sparkle, the floors glissen, put in the wash with ya cloths and that wet dog smell from that mud swim is gone! knocked over a cup of coffe on the beige carpet? don't worry just chuck some borax on it and watch it soak that shi*t up f*ck wait till dry, vacum, it's gone. I love borax and the box states that it's been used for over 4000 years so that means there was rental houses with beige carpet in skitowns 4000 years ago.  yeah borax rules


Published On: 7/18/2006
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so pretty much my sister found the cutest lab ever today...and i might get 2 keep her haha..wow wat  a 5 year old thing 2 say..but yea ..shes all trained and crap..but who knows..shes laying in my kitchen my little sister has fallen in love w/ her witch is really sad cus if we dont get 2 keep her shes gonna have a HUGE break down cus her friend is moving 2 washington state next week..and i have 2 say i wouldnt mind haveing a dog around...wouldnt be so bad...mm but i dont have my heart set on keeping her like my lil sister does...mm..well ny way ill ttyl l8er! bey
well..no more dog.i was walking it and the owners friend saw me..and asked me if i had found the dog 2day..and well yeah..my sisters gonna be pretty sad..not good :( haha..


Published On: 7/12/2006
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My Journal: Gaper day!
By: yvettegillam


this cracks me up good old gaper day! what makes me really laugh is that pruple outfit Leif is wearing in the pic. Leif I want my joker poles back too!

http://www.doglotion.com/tomfoolery/gaper06.htm


Published On: 7/8/2006
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LOVE IS BLIND...

 roses are red,
nuts are brown,
skirts are up,
pants are down,
body 2 body,
skin 2 skin,
 when its stiff,
 stick it in!
Im f*ckable!!!
.x.Lose your Temper.x.
.x.You loose the fight!.x.
GoD mAdE bEeR gOd MaDe WiNe GoD mAdE mY mAn O sO fInE
.x.You can only go as far as you push.x.
 
.x.Keep your friends close.x.
.x.And your enimies closer.x.
 
.x.Dont Frown.x.
.x.As you never no whoz Falling in love with your Smile : ).x.
A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried. Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried
.x.Written with a pen Sealed with a Kiss if your my friend then answer me this!R we friends or r we not u told me once but i 4gt so tell me now n tell me true so i can say im here 4 u of all the friends i ever met your the one i wont 4gt!And if i die b4 u do il go 2 heaven n wait 4 u id give the angels back ther wings n risk losing evrythin 4 ther is nuffn i wont do hav a friend jus like u!.x.
 
.x.When ur scared 2 look 4wrd n it hurts 2 look bck jus look bside u n ur best friend will always b ther!.x.
Best Friends Forever Till My Very Last Breath
.x.People walk in and out of our lives all the time but true friends leave footprints on the heart!.x.
Late Night Calls And Cute Photographs
.x.Sweet as heaven hott as hell the baddest bitches u can tell luvd by sum hated by many wanted by most envied by plenty diamonds r nice n so r pearls but thers nuffn like us urvin gurlz!.x.
 
 
.x.Never say i love u if its not relli ther.never tok about feelings if you dont relli care.never hold my hand if ur gna break my heart,never say your going 2 if u dnt plan 2 start,never look in 2 my eyes if all u do is lie,never say hello if u relli mean goodbye, if u mean 4 eva plz say ul try but never say 4 eva coz 4eva makes me cry!.x.
--Love is when u cant pay attention in class--


--cuz u foreva writin ur first name wit his last
.x.My friends always told me you wood make me cry my friends always told me that all ud do was lie my friends always told me ud find sum 1 new but my friends never told me that i wood always want you!.x.
 
.x.2 the world ur just 1 person but 2 me ur the world!.x.
 
.x.1 night i lay awake n matched each star with a reason i love u and i was doing great untill i ran out of stars!.x.
 
.x.im the girl ur mum warned u about.x.
 
.x.1 2 Rangers crew cumn thro!.x.
 
.x.I like ur style i like ur Class but most of all i like ur ass!.x.
Don't flatter yourself....I was looking at your friend
.x.im not supposed 2 luv u, im not supposed 2 care, im not supposed 2 spend my life wishing u were there, im not supposed 2 wonder where u r or what u do, but i guess thts just what happens when, im in love with u!.x.
DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
.x.im a bitch n iv got class mess with me n ill kick ur ass so all u folk tht think ur cool just remember bitches rule!.x.
 
.x.im a cutie what a Bootie!.x.
 
.x.A real friend walks into your life when the rest of the world walks out!.x.
 
.x.no guy is worth crying over but when you find one who is he wont make you cry!.x.
 
.x.I love u more 2 day then yesterday but 2 moro i will luv u more!.x.(aww naww!lol)
 
.x.If u louve sum1 let them go if they dnt cum bck they wer never yours but if they do they always were.x.
God made coke god made pepsi god made DANNY so damn sexy
.x.The hardest thing to do is to watch the one u luv luv some1 else!.x.
 
.x. if ur gna kiss me dont be sassy us ur tung n make it nasty!.x.
He looked me deeply in the eyes. he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new
.x.Roses r Red Violets r Blue
im in love but not with you
When we broke up you thought i cried
but all you were was jus anuva guy
You told your friends that i was a trick
I told mine you had a weak dick
I said I loved you
You thought it was true
But guess what baby!
You got played too!.x.
 
.x.You laff b-coz im different I laff b-coz uz r all the same!.x.

-Last night I had a dream that I ate a giant marshmallow... in the morning my pillow was gone

Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL


-The worst part of walking away from you is knowing you won't come running after me

I look for a man wit a V.C.R... Very Cute Rear

-Love is when you don't want to go to sleep coz reality is better than a dream

    PICK UP LINES DON'T FCKING WORK...


-Look on the bright side... not everyone hates you as much as I do

If kisses were raindrops, i'll send u a shower,
    If Hugs Were seconds, i'll send u an hour,
    If smiles were waves i'll send u da sea,
    If Love was a person i'll send u 2me



-If all the boys lived over the sea, what a good swimmer I would be




-Don't like my attitute?... call 1800 KISS MY ASS

."ive lost my teddy bear, can i sleep wiv u instead?"

-Don't like my drivin?... get off da footpath

."im lost which way 2 ur house?"


-The way I see it is the more people that hate me, the less people I have to please

-Life is not a garden so stop being a hoe
-Shake it once, thats fine; shake it twice, thats ok; shake it 3 times and ur playing with urself again
-Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and w8
-Kisses have germs, germs are hated, so kiss me baby, i'm vaccinated
-Do u believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past ya again? Or should I bite
-If mirrors could talk, ur's would be laughing

-Go fetch an ice-cream from Mr Whippy
-Last night I was laying in bed, looking at the stars, then I realised where the hell is my ceiling?
-Last night I was matchin each star to a reason why I love u... I was doin alright till i ran outa starrrr
-I climed da door, shut the stairs, said my pyjamas, hopped into my prayers, turned off the bed, got into the light, all coz u said goodnight.

-You can fall from da sky, you can fall from da tree, but da best way 2 fall is in love (l) with me
-Roses r red, violets r blue, orlando is hot, and so r u
-(k) A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but hunnie u can kiss my ass(k)
-Im a girl, your a guy, need anymore clues? 
-Ur not worth my tears, ur not worth da heartache, I don't no y I give u da time, ur not orth da pain, ur not worth da emptiness, I don't no y but I wish u were mine
-Cats have 9 lives, humans have 1, mess wiv me an u'll have none
-Should I smile coz were frends, or cry coz dats all we'll ever b

-God made grass, god made trees, god made u... but we all make mistakes sumtimes

-Nuthin is more painful then realisin he meant everythin 2 u, u meant nothin 2 him..
-Its hard 2 tell ur mind 2 stop lovin (l) sum1 wen ur heart still does
-U laugh because im different i laugh because you're all the same
-Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
-When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
-I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
-If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
-A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

-Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
priviledge

-Somewhere There's someone Who Dreams Of Your smile, And Finds In
Your Presence That Life Is Worth While, so When You Are Lonely,
Remember It's True: somebody, somewhere Is Thinking Of You

-Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)
-Well if I called the wrong numba, whyd you answer ?

-There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

-It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog

-To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
-whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
-Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back

-would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me.....at all?

-DONT wish UPON A STAR, REACH FOR ONE

-God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece

-It is better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it


-I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

-Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

-If u need space join NASA baby
-Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die

-Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film

-Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me your love and i'll be your girl. Give me a smile, give me your time, give me your love and i'll give you mine
-If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush
-I want you... to go away

-If you kiss me I'll kiss you, if u hug me I'll hug you, if u leave me I'll kill you.

-Since nobody's perfect, I guess I'm nobody.
-I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, and I always will

-Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them

-They say kissing is the language of love...care to indulge in a little convo?

-When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

-No where on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair

-If you love your man set him free...if he dont come back u know hes with me

- If u drink  drive ur a bloody idiot  if u make it home ur a bloody legend

-If you can't say anythin nice... come join us

- The best way to get over a guy is to get under another one

-Hey (name here) I love you but, one problem...you don't love me

-if u were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name u the McVery Sexy.

-y is it EVERY1 thinks we're perfect 4 each other but ur da only 1 hu cant c dat?

-Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you

-I'm not cryin cos he dumped me, im cryin cos i want him back

-Any guy who can put up wiv my shi*t deserves an award
-You’re a bitch on all days that end wiv y
-Don't drink water, fish have sex in it
-Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
-u can pick your frends, u can pick ur nose, but u cant pick ur frends nose
- If you were a new hamburger at mcdonalds you would be mcgorgeous
-They say milk does the body good, DAMN how much did u drink?

-I’m trying to see things from ur point of view… but I can’t get my head that far up my ASS

-Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

-If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

-When French people swear do they say excuse the English?

-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

-Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-I like ur style, I like ur class, but most of all I like ur ass
-I luv (name), yes I do, he’s for me and not for u, and if by chance u take my place, I’ll take my fist and smash ur face

-I heard “gullible” was taken out of the dictionary
-If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?

-If you tell a man that there are 30 billion stars in the universe, he’ll believe you. But if you tell him the park bench was just painted, he’ll have to touch it to be sure

-The last time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a banana

-I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there.
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do,
I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you

-Can I Have A Picture Of You So I Can Show Santa What I Want For Christmas?
-Close my eyes i count 2 ten, hope u love me when I open them

-At Least Be There To Dry My Tears If You’re Gonna Make Me Cry
-Everybody Needs That Somebody, You Could Be That Somebody That Someone Needs

-Never Kiss behind The Garden Gate, Love Is Blind, But The Neighbours Aint

-If money doesn’t grow on trees, then y do banks have branches?

-I Can Be The Best Thing That Ever Happened To You, But You’ll Never Know Unless You Give Me A Chance

-If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard

-Why is it that when you're little your parents teach you how to walk and talk, but when you're older they tell you to sit down and shut up?

-They say love hides behind every corner...I must be walkin in circles

-ur jealousy is my energy, ever wonder y im so hyper

-When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better

-Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

-Cry your heart out, let it all go, cuz after every tear theres a rainbow

-I loved you once ... you loved me not...I loved you twice...but I forgot......you never loved me ..you never will... but even so...I love you still

-BIrdY birdy in the sky why did u do that in my Eye, looks like sugar, taste like sap o my gosh its birdy crap

-The phone goes greeen greeen, so i pink it up and i say yellow you there? Orange you a lil shy to answer??

-Jack n Jill went up the hill to get sum marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and asked jill if she wanna, jill said yes unzipped her dress n then they had sum fun, stupid jill 4got her pill and now they have a son

-Love is a sensation caused by a temptation, a guy sticks his location in a gurlz destination, to increase population of the next generation, do you understand my explanation, or do u need a demonstration???

-sum guys say suck but i say im sorry ive been told its dangerous to put small objects in my mouth

-I want to write something to you........."n ssw ".............. You might wanna turn it upside down

-i wish I was a little girl again...scraped knees heal faster than broken hearts

-I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, then I realized that
would be suicide
-When I die bury me upside down so the world can KISS MY ASS

-I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I feel and you still wouldn't understand...So now I leave without a sound except my heart shattering as it hits the ground

-B4 U Criticise Sum1 U Should Walk A Mile In Their Shooz
That Way When U Criticize Them, U R A Mile Away From Them And U Hav Their Shooz

-I’m Not Online
The Computer Is Lying 2 U

-Theres a sparkle in your eye that only i see, and theres a place in your heart where only i wanna be

-If you love me let me know...Cuz if you dont...I dont know where to go..

-For love I'd do anything, for you, I'd do more...

-You dont see men u dont need men u dont love me the way I wish u wouldThe way I know u could

-If all guys were as hot as you earth would be heaven

-Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up

-Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly

-Im falling for you ... please catch me

-Make a person happy… go away

-I don’t need your attitude I have my own

-Jealousy is a terrible disease…get well soon


Published On: 7/6/2006
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"Crazy Legs"

Yeah Yeah

Come into your house make love to your spouse
f*ck her in the mouth then I'm out what
These type of things happens all the time
You trying to get yours but I'm a kill for mine
Nigga Nigga Nigga A nigga please
I strap on a jimmy
Cuz I don't want a disease
Baby likes it when I come inside
I come into your house and take your daughter for a ride
Now how you gonna slow me down
Show me how you heard about my theory now
Feel me now busta you dealing with the microphone crusher
Amateurs fold under pressure
Yeah roll up that blunt now
Lay yo guns down who be the one now
Out of town before sun down O.K. Corral
You gonna slow me down bitch show me how

You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down bitch show me how
Whooooa
Where my dogs at
Where my girls at
Where da whiskey at me let me hit some of that
I'm a drink my wine and smoke my weed
I'm a f*ck that honey from behind
This is until she screams
Oh yeah Hell yeah
There's a party over here party over there
Rebels throw you fist in the air
Bitches throw your tits in the air



Hed p.e. can't you see
Sometimes your shi*t just hypnotize me
And I just love your freaky ways
M.C. my love is here to stay
M.C.O.D. oh can't you see
Sometimes you shi*t just hypnotize me
And I just love your freaky ways
Hed p.e. my love is here to stay

You heard about that shi*t that we do
You heard about the sex and the drugs and the violence
It's all true
I heard about your puss ass crew
Cross over corporate take down take two
Huh you running out of time now
You all mine now lights out
You fat muthaf*cker Watch me shine now
You fat ass
You wanna show me down show me how
You heard about my theory now fear me now
Cuz ain't no way that the shi*t can miss
See all my dogs f*ck it up in the pits
See all my ladies shake they hips and wiggle they tits
shi*t my niggas might bounce to this
Cuz everybody talking about that new sound crazy
But it's still hip hop to me
What What



Let me have your muthaf*cking undivided attention
It's about time I set the muthaf*ckin record straight
Now it's obvious who smokes the most and the best weed
And it's obvious who got the most and the finest hoes
And it's obvious who's gonna get the props in 2000 One!
2012 come watch me
Shine in the new Millenium yeah
I think your fine baby
Nah you ain't my baby
You think I'm crazy Nah Nah no
Muthaf*cking way f*ck tomorrow f*ck today
f*ck yo scandalous ass and yo scandalous ways
f*ck you momma and the ho she raised - What!

triple c


Published On: 7/5/2006
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