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The level of skill being displayed in all of the Whistler Blackcomb Parks is astonishing these days. The progression we are seeing in athletes is at light speed and tricks formerly reserved for the rare mutants are now being thrown with ease by local kids skipping school to ski and ride. (Don’t skip school!) This week I witnessed 16-year-olds throwing double back flips, 19-year-olds spinning corked 10s and a 4-year-old slide a four foot round bar. This progression has pushed the Park crew to step up and create the best possible playground for these athletes and then work backwards to ensure we have a smooth progression. The bar is being set high for the next generation and we are doing our best to evolve at the same rate.

The Parks all got new set-ups this week, some even seeing changes daily. On Whistler Mountain we changed up the top section to include a new barrel bonk in addition to the stump jibs as well as freshening up Bobcat with a never-been-tired-before combo box with a quad kink. There are also new jump styles on Chipmunk and two “Skate Style” spines with log and metal coping for every transfer trick imaginable.

The Choker Park saw the addition of the Quicksilver and Nintendo boxes set up in series as mellow up-boxes as well as the addition of a mini shack booter style step over jump. The Superpipe rebuild has resulted in the best pipe I have ridden in a long time and special props go out to Andy Morrison for his epic 17 hour shift grooming the pipe se we can all rip it this week!

The Terrain Garden continues to be one of the busiest parks with hordes of newbie riders getting their legs on the small jumps, mini spine, boxes and rails offered up in this line. We are hoping to add a few more basic flat boxes to the mix so trick development can progress here too.

The HL Park has basically been split into Lucas Land’s rail line for metal grinders and the main park for jumpers. The left line continues to be the BIG XL line while the right side offers up the L / XL multi-takeoff options.

If you have not been up in the parks yet this year, you are missing out! Don’t wait to see it in next year’s vids, come on up today.

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Published On: 2/29/2008
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Boom. It's that time of year again, Doglotion.com is bringing TGR's latest
Ski & Snowboard Film premiere to Whistler- ‘Lost & Found’ -
a 16mm/HD Ski & Snowboard Film, presented by JEEP.
Packed with local talent, this is the must see premiere of the season.
Add in a rockin’ after party at the Longhorn Saloon to usher in the 07.08 season,
plus swag giveaways and athlete appearances – and you’re in for an epic night.
Get Ian McIntosh to autograph your chest, then sit back and enjoy the show.

And the icing on the cake… rumours have it Doglotion.com will present the
World Premiere of Paul Cotton’s ‘Gaper Day 2007’ short film; a mockumentary of the biggest Whistler-end-of-season ‘celebration’ yet. Daffies, twisters, rock grinds, one-pieces, stretch-pants, Mexican wrestlers – exposed on the big screen like never before.

DETAILS

When: 2 shows (7 & 9pm), on Friday September 28
Where: MY Millennium Place Theatre, Whistler
What: Ski & Snowboard Film premiere of 'Lost & Found'
Bonus: World Premiere of Paul Cotton's Gaper Day 2007 short film.
Tix: $9.99. All ages, available in advance at Ticketmaster.ca or
at MY Millennium Place Theatre, in person or by phone 604 935 8410. Get them in advance, sold out in years past.
After Party: "Fire, Ice, & DYNAMITE" The Party. At the Longhorn Saloon.
Swag give-aways, DJ, drink specials, bring it on.
They're welcoming FIREBALL to their family of drinks, and the FIREBOMB specials will be going down hard.
No cover charge. (Sorry no minors). Bonus points and anyone rocking a Fire, Ice & DYNAMITE costume.
Need inspiration? Think Willy Bogner film with breakdancing monoboarders in one-piece suits.
 
And someone's going home with a pair of new
DYNASTAR TROUBLE MAKERS!

About the film...

LOST AND FOUND is the story of the extraordinary season of 2006.07 as seen through the eyes of world-class skiers and snowboarders. With global drought persisting and ski resorts closing around the world, athletes are forced to follow the snow, sending them deep into the uncharted north country of Alaska and Canada – including of course – the
Whistler area. Filmed almost entirely in North America, LOST AND FOUND is a testament to the terrain and conditions that only exist in the Western Hemisphere.

It wouldn’t be complete without mind-blowing performances by some of our favourite Whistler athletes, Ian McIntosh, Dana Flahr, Kye Petersen, and Victoria Jealouse. McIntosh returns to try one-upping the films best breakthrough performance in last year’s film – his own – while Flahr is pumped on his return from injuries, and it shows. Once again, the Whistler crew pretty much shows the pros how we rock here in Whistler, and well, how last winter rocked us.
This film will take you into the vast, unexplored Tordrillo Mountains of Alaska, proving that some of the best big mountain riding in the world is still completely undiscovered. Athletes take advantage of the bountiful winter in British Columbia, hit disturbing park features in Aspen and score over-the-head powder pillows at Skeena Heliskiing.
The winter of 2007 was feast or famine; LOST AND FOUND documents the feast.

Sponsored by: JEEP, The North Face, Rossignol, Dynastar/Lange, Powder Magazine, Recco, Apple, Outside Magazine, Jackson Hole Mountain Resort and Burton
Local Sponsors: DYNASTAR, Glacier Shop, Rossignol, Whistler Blackcomb



Published On: 9/22/2007
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Park & Pipes - Whistler Blackcomb: G TEAM ON B
By: WhistlerBlackcomb


We are very lucky to have 7 dedicated Park groomers on Blackcomb, Marty Gautrey, Oleksander Iskat, Kirby Litzenberger, Jason Josling, Lucas Ouellete & missing from the photos, Tim Austin & Andy Morrison. Marty is the lead hand & Kirby & Andy are our pipe shapers. Our grooming team is the best ever, bringing grooming experience & a Park background to the team. Nothing happens in our parks & pipe without our Groomers who continue to deliver quality building & grooming each night.

 

The Park staff take care of the hits during the day & the lead hands, Fred Lepage & Eric Gendron, pass on the maintenance & new build requests to Marty & Olex @ the start of their grooming shift. Our Groomers use Pisten Bully snow cats & specifically the Park Bully model. Specialized combing teeth have been added to the Park cat blades for even better ramp shaping when back blading. The Park groomers also use forks which attach to the snow cat blade to move & install the rails. We all owe a huge thank you to our Park groomers on Blackcomb for all their hard work & dedication in bringing you the best Parks & Pipe experience. Here’s a little back ground on our drivers:

 

Marty Guatrey – Lead hand & grooming the B Park since 1990. Marty started in Lake Louise, made the move to Whistler & has been working in the Parks in winter & Bike Park in the summer. Marty likes working with the younger crew & enjoys skiing what he builds. “I love building jumps. It’s challenging to build & progress with the skiers & snowboarders needs. It’s great to watch people having fun & enjoying my work & I do have a beautiful work environment”.

Oleksander Iskat – Works opposite shifts to Marty & leads the team on Marty’s days off. Olex has been grooming in the Park for 5 years & also has been a key member of the Bike Park in the summer. “I get to build what I want to ride & have the freedom to build an idea. I try to make everything I build as safe as possible. I may not ride the biggest hits but I’m happy to see people progress on our features”.

Jason Josling – 2nd year in the park grooming. J was mostly in the Terrain Garden last season and now grooms the main Nintendo Park & helps out in the Highest Level when needed. “I’m still learning but feel I’m 100% better than last season. My job takes precision, a skilled eye & attention to detail. I try to make everything safe, rideable & fun”.

 
 left to right: Oleksander, Lucas, Kirby, Marty & Jason

Lucas Ouellette – 1st season grooming & worked on the Parks day crew last season. Lucas is mostly in the Terrain Garden but is also working on the secret jib & jump section in the Highest Level Park “I like building stuff & hitting it the next day. It can be lonely @ times yet peaceful inside the snow cat. I crank up the punk rock tunes & build the jumps.”

Kirby Litzenberger – 6 seasons @ Whistler & specifically grooming the super pipe. Kirby took a couple of seasons off but we are stoked that he is back on our pipe team once again. Top riders know when Kirby has cut the pipe, it rides perfect. Kirby built his first pipe in 1988. “It takes vigilance to build the best pipe possible. I want to build & maintain the best pipe. Being rated #2 for pipe is not good enough. Southern Cali is all hype”.

Tim Austin – 2nd year Grooming the Parks & also came from Park day crew. Tim rides what he builds & rides hard. Tim started grooming the Terrain Garden his first season & is now involved in the main Nintendo Park grooming team.

Andy Morrison – Our longest serving groomer with over 16 years of grooming experience, Andy works on the winter & summer Glacier half pipes. Andy has been pipe shaping for over 5 years & has used the Pipe Dragon & the Zaugg Pipe shapers.


left to right back row: Lucas, Oleksander, Marty. Front row = Kirby & Jason

 



Published On: 2/5/2007
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PNW by Theory-3 Media and Poorboyz Productions & Distribution: PNW presented by Theory-3 Media and Poorboyz Productions & Distribution
By: Theory3Media


For immediate release:

PNW -

Turn Left, Turn Right, Exit Here, Entering, Welcome to...change the
song, pass the chips, are we there yet? From the creators of
[PHOTO]PLAY, we present to you…PNW... Through the creative vision of
Theory-3 Media, in association with Poorboyz Productions &
Distribution we bring to you a 2 Disc, 2 version, high-definition
skiing documentary covering the uncontrolled locations and the endless
possibilities held by the Pacific Northwest.

PNW will not be just your typical rider segmented film, but rather a
production documenting the travels and locations visited by focusing a
unique group of athletes and an entire season on endless areas of
Alaska, British Columbia, and Washington. The film's layout will be
broken up into segments covering the intricate highway systems, with
the joint travels of a few select athletes and crew linking the areas
of the PNW into a smooth flowing production. With lots of research,
and the impulsive choices of athletes and crew, we expect the body of
the film to be made up of random highway towns and certain specific,
but also unplanned backcountry sledding/touring locales. The skiing
within the film will cover all aspects of backcountry jumping, big
mountain skiing, urban/terrain park skiing, and the ideal combination
of all the above.

→NOTE: We will also include 1-2 additional segments within the PNW
documentary covering special event's, super park shoots, special trips
from outside of the Pacific North West. These segments will be tied
into the film with a PNW hook to be used as a recess between other
segments for issues with weather, athlete schedules, etc within the
Pacific North West.

In addition to the feature 'documentary', the PNW product will include
a 2nd DVD focusing on a re-edited, rider segmented film, with new
footage from outside of the PNW, and a slightly more 'typical' layout.
The riders will be giving his folder's worth of footage, and will
choose each specific shot for his ideal additional segment. It will
also include an athlete commentary covering who, what, when, where and
why, that rider chose those shots for his specific segment. We hope to
achieve two exciting films that can truly cover the dynamic that makes
up the sport of skiing, the Northwest and everything the riders, and
production crew put into their short run snow filled season.

Check www.theory-3.com for week by week updates, and more information!


Published On: 1/20/2007
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Park & Pipes - Whistler Blackcomb: POW PARKS
By: WhistlerBlackcomb


It's been epic snow in Whistler with powder conditions almost daily. Not that you should be spending that much time in the park in conditions this awesome, but that doesn't stop the crew.



The Park teams have been digging out rails, building, fences, signs, etc. with shovels & snow cats! Lots of new snow & more groomers coming on line means the Parks will expand just in time for the holiday season. Expect to see more rails & hits going in on the Habitat Park as we expand onto the Bobcat line and add more M – L features including some of the new rails.

Over on Blackcomb, the Highest Level Park will also see more of our new technical rails being installed along with more hits & jibs on the main Nintendo park. We should have the Terrain Garden ready just before Christmas. 

Huge props to the day & night Park teams for dealing with all the snow. Ullr, you’re doing a great job so far this winter!  
 
 


Published On: 12/18/2006
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Grouse Mountain is proud to announce that all Terrain Parks are now open! Paradise Jib Park has a handful of fun hiking jibs located on the Paradise Rope Tow. Rookie Terrain Park under the Screaming Eagle chair is full of fun features including rollers, a jump, a hip and the newest Grouse jib "The Pole Jam". The Advanced park includes 2 XL jumps, "The City Hip" and a large jump. The Advanced Park is located on the Screaming Eagle Chair. New jumps and jibs getting place on snow weekly. Come up, say hi to the Park Crew and enjoy shredding all of our parks!!

Published On: 12/6/2006
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On the drive back to camp I had a thought. How much fan mail does Mr. T. get these days? He's pretty under the radar now, but brought tears of joy to Mohicans everywhere when he mopped the floor with Stallone in Rocky III. I thought I'd write him tonight. Here's a copy in case I offend him and he hitch-hikes to P.G. and bodyslams me.

 

 

Dear Sir Lawrence Turead aka Mr. T.,

 

In case you hadn't heard, up working off of Mile 90 of the Alaska Highway probing trees looking for pine beetle. The guys I work with are crazier than Murdock. The best way to describe them is if you donated a dozen ATVs and snowmobiles to the people living on the streets around Main and Hastings St. in Vancouver. They're a bunch of wasted ex-cons, ripping around on machines with no regard for personal safety, only stopping to light their cigarettes.

 

The beetles up here are pretty much on a killing spree. They're spreading fast because of the favorable temperatures due to global warming. I know you're an environmentalist- you said you'd rather walk than fly with that crazy sucka Murdock. If you do want to save Northern BC, you could do a bit more hand to hand combat rather than using your tank, or park the A Team van and instead have the crew take the bus on your next mission. I like to think of us as an elite force designed to eradicate entomological boreal domination. We're a bunch of guys straight out of prison for crimes "We swear we didn't commit." Pretty much, we're the A Team of Northern North America.

 

Glad to hear you made it through your battle of cancer. Sorry you had to sell your gold chains to pay for your medical bills, but you said it yourself: "You don't need chains when you got a heart of gold." I get all my facts from the National Inquirer that covered your story so well. I tried to do some fundraising, but used the money to buy some gold tire chains for our Ford Super Duty.

 

I don't get along with a lot of these whiteys in camp. Half are whinos, the other half are complainos. I think a couple of them are starting to befriend me because I'll break trail through the snow and don't eat any of the pork chops. I ain't buying it. I believe it was in the movie Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool that you said, "Be somebody, or you'll be somebody's fool. Or was it in the movie, Baby-Punching Supersuckas for Megabot 9 ? I always get those two mixed up.

 

I know it sounds like I'm messing around but I do care. When I was nineteen I bet a guy ten bucks that he didn't know what your favorite type of music was. How could he have known the answer was Gospel? I was positive he's say Pre-2Unlimited Trantastic Trip-Hop. I paid up, so don't ever say I never stuck my neck out to make a difference.

 

Yours Fooly,

Crease Mansfoo of the Castlegar gang The Supasuckas Relay Erasers, circa 1998.

 

 

Minus twenty five up in the Great White North….

 

 

I've finished up my last shift and, this time, I won't be going back. I'm getting a little too attached to rednecks and have to space myself before I become what I fear. On one of the last days one of them came to be about to cry. "Freezer made fun of me because I thought eight and four equals thirteen. I have mentally problems." Looking at me like a teary eyed puppy dog, with the IQ to match, I'm starting to realize how it can sometimes be harder to part with something you hate than something you love. Why? I haven't a damn clue. When I find out I let you know. But by that time I'll own four quads and be paying child support from my fifth marriage. Yep, I gotta go because I'm starting to fit in.

 

Mentally Yours,

 

Crease

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Published On: 11/16/2006
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Ski.Colonies.com News: VAST AWARDS DVD RELEASE
By: ski.colonies.com




VAST AWARDS DVD RELEASE

Long awaited and eagerly anticipated
The VAST Awards DVD
is out!


VAST AWARDS DVD RELEASE!

 Finally the long awaited VAST Awards DVD has been dispatched and is now in circulation. You can pick up a copy with one the 9 internationally acclaimed ski magazines supporting the event. The level of production, filming and of course skiing this year has again been overwhelming. 320 000 DVD’s will be distributed this year, making the impact of the VAST Awards vision even more massive than in years past.

 The Magazines

Fall-Line Skiing             UK
Freerider Magazine       Italy
Fri Flyt                          Norway
SBC Skier                    Canada
Skieur                           France
Skiing the next level       Germany
Skimbaaja                     Finland
Solo Nieve                    Spain
Åka Skidor                   Sweden

 
The Special 20!

We are very excited and proud to present to you the 20 nominated contributors who will be competing for 2006/07 VAST Awards, the ultimate prizes in the international free ski industry.

 Nominated teams                               their films                  and country1ne Shoot Productions                                ‘In Transition’               France
Level 1                                                 ‘Short Story’                USA
Pilot Film Productions                           ‘Save The Powder’      Switzerland
MDUB Productions                              ‘NE POFA’                 France
Freeski-crew.com                                ‘Baby’s Dream’            Germany
More Fall Productions                          ‘Around Here’              France
Sunshinyday Productions                      ‘Old School’                 Sweden
The Fridgerators                                   ‘Addicted’                    Belgium
Vecom Video                                       ‘Simply NZ’                 France
Thomas Krief                                       ‘I’m Twelve’                 France
AFRO                                                  ‘No Name?’                 France
Superstarcollective                                ‘The Game’                  Finland
Heather Roberts                                   ‘The Key’                     Canada
PY by On/Off                                       ‘PY Leblanc 2006’       Canada
Super Sliding Heroes                            ‘Super Sliding Heroes’  Sweden
Field Productions                                  ‘Entice’            `           Norway
Chamois D’Argent                                ‘Rice on Ice’                France
Wergeland/Larsson                               ‘Roadworks’                Norway/Sweden
Level 1                                                 ‘Japan’                         USA
New Way Production                           ‘Snowy Delight’            Canada

 Voting begins!

Voting capabilities will be activated this week after the launch of the nominated clips on the VAST Awards website. The categories for public voting include Best Film, and Best Rookie Film, with shared voting between the Jury and the people 60/40%.  And Best Skier Performance Peoples Choice, this award is decided by public vote 100%. Go to www.vastawards.com to place your vote.



Published On: 10/30/2006
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10/6/06
 
When I walked through the door it was already dark and already late. I didn't mean to be late especially since I wasn't that fashionable. Outside evo guests were milling about, talking on the phone, or having a smoke. Inside it was bright and cheery with plenty of activity.
 
The first thing that struck me was how diverse the crowd was. Black, white, asian, scensters, breakers, tall, short, young, old, everybody was out in full effect that night. There were young kids (I might add that they were hipper than me) running all over the place . The whole vibe felt like a neighborhood block party. There was food, wine, and of course the keg, and then another keg. The music was turned up and the beats were blaring which tempted Fraggle Rock member Remy to show off some of skils on the floor. Then this kid jumped in the circle and surprised all of us with his advanced moves you wouldn't expect from someone so young.
 
Quest Kids is a local clothing company started by Binh Nguyen after his then 2 year-old niece was in the hospital sick with cancer. He wanted to transfer his artwork into a clothing line that would make kids both sick and healthy happy. Because of his niece's bout with cancer Quest Kids has formed a relationship with Children's Hospital who was onsite, at the event, distributing information. It's a rare sight to see hip people in Seattle promoting kids in such a way.
 
Shortly after I showed my ID and poured myself a brew the scene suddenly changed into an impromptu hip-hop concert complete with a DJ table set-up and local talent Godspeed. The 3 piece Godspeed got my blood flowing with a few party tracks including the ever-contagious "Say." The next second I was singing along and moving my feet. They entertained the crowd with some inspired cuts. The crowd answered back with hands raised and voices loud.
 
Transitioning from the circle around the hip-hop crews I crept over to the gallery to see what talent and vision of Quest Kids was all about.
I found colorful paintings on the walls complete with vintage classroom chairs with the writing surface attached on the right. Themes included youth, freedom, simplicity, exploration, and vibrant color. One can see how the paintings and photographs on the wall influnce the clothing design and production.
 
From the gallery a friend and I headed out to face a night out in Fremont leaving behind a party in motion. It was just the kind of energy that kept me going throughout the night. Later that evening, walking back to the car, I looked through the closed doors at evo and smiled when I saw a crowd still gathered and bodies still dancing. -kirk wimberley
 


Published On: 10/16/2006
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MSP has outdone themselves yet again with the latest add to their repertoire, “Push”. I don’t know about you, but I have a love-hate relationship with this time of year. Some of the sickest video premiers roll into town from some of the most amazing production companies. It’s this time of year when every morning when you’re out the door you’re debating whether you should bust out your new jacket already or if its too early, all the while thinking to yourself, “Nah, it’ll get warm later this afternoon”… but you bring it anyway. It’s this time of year when temperatures drop and the first snowfall across the country teases us intermittently… then the next week it feels like the summer again. This time of year, all your friends and industry folk alike amass in one place to share the one undying passion for the VP. That’s the love. 
 
On Friday, September 29, 2006, Seattle, Washington was lucky enough to experience an evening of emotional highs from what can easily be dubbed as one of the season’s most epic films. I hadn’t even seen the trailer, and all I was going off of was friends saying, “Oh dude, I know some guy in a different time zone who just got out and said it was siiiiick”. Yeah, thanks. Anyhow, Fremont Studios was gracious enough to open its doors and roll out the red carpet for an evening of what I was soon to find out to be a night of awesomeness. Pre-show, the mood was super chill, people slowly started to trickle in as the doors opened. I actually looked away for a bit, then turned the corner and all of a sudden, mobs! Lines ceased to mean anything and everyone was so stoked to get inside. How can you blame them? Ingrid Backstrom herself was present and accounted for signing autographs and kickin’ it with co-star Sammy Carlson. Eric Pollard? Don’t think that I wasn’t keeping my eyes open for the Line Team Shredder, but he was no where to be seen that night except for on the screen droppin’ it hot as usual.
 
I don’t need to sit here and tell you how rad the flick was. Okay, it was sick. Before you run out to buy it though, I’ll giver a go at ranting about the After Party. Following the movie, I was swept away with the masses as we took a short trek down the street to the nerve center of evo (www.evogear.com) a Seattle based retail and online lifestyle and apparel shop. So at this point, we’ve got a mob of stoked skiers, an open bar, Vancouver Hip Hop legends Sweatshop Union, and well, you guessed it, from there the night transitions to non-stop ski talk, break battles, pulling out all the stops , and 6 empty kegs… and that was only night 2 of a 3 night movie weekend for evo! Let the pictures do the talking! 
 
by Molly Hawkins, part of the evo crew!
 
Check out photos of the after party at evo with the band Sweatshop Union here


Published On: 10/6/2006
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WHO?

THEORY-3 MEDIA AND POORBOYZ PRODUCTIONS

WHEN?

OCT 7 2006, 10 PM DOORS – 11 PM START

WHERE?

MAXX FISH, WHISTLER, BRITISH COLUMBIA

COST?

$5.00  -  Tickets available 2 weeks at TMC (Limited quantity) and at the door.

 

Starting Saturday October 7th, in Whistler BC, the World Premiere for [PHOTO]PLAY the anticipated release from Theory-3 Media and Poorboyz Productions begins at 10 PM at the MAXX FISH. Be sure to attend the double feature where we will also be premiering SKI PORN by Johnny Decesare and the Poorboyz Productions crew.

This is not an event to miss! Come drink, party, and get stoked!

 

Free gear, skis, SBC Skier Magazines, schwag, movies and much more! Shark Energy Drink Specials too!!!

 

[PHOTO]PLAY, presented by Atomic Freeskiing, SBC Skier Magazine, and Shark Energy Drink is the anticipated 2nd release from Theory-3 Media and Poorboyz Productions. Come experience the Northwest of North America through the eyes of the Theory-3 athletes. Watch them tackle the streets of majors cities, while pursuing all switch take offs and landings off countless backcountry jumps. Come be a part of the deep snow, the loads of pillows and cliffs and the fast paced lines that make up the North West. Follow these athletes through their entire season, from start to finish, from crash to burn and from October until May!

 

Starring James Heim, Wiley Miller, Justin Dorey, Charley Ager, Mike Hornbeck, Erich Kunz, Brandon Kelly, Riley Leboe, Mike Henituk, Joe Schuster, Billy Poole, Josh Stack, Charles Grant, TJ Schiller, Banks Gilberti, Ryan Johanessen, Johnny Five and a featured segment on the K2 Back 9 mini golf event!

 

Johnny Decesare, director of last seasons FILM of the Year, is proud to present his latest explosive, alpine thriller “Ski Porn”. Johnny, his crew of top-shelf cinematographers, and the best freeskiers on the planet tackle the latest challenges that the backcountry and urban skiing has to offer. This year “Ski Porn” continues the tradition of progressing the sport and blowing minds with its epic visuals and top notch tricks.

 

Starring, Pep Fulas, Simon Dumont, TJ Schiller, JP Auclair, Sammy Carlson, Andy Mahre, Andreas Hatveit Chris Benchetler, Pete Olenick, Grete Eliassen, Seth Morrison, Kristi Leskinen, Candide Thovex, Julien Regnier, Michelle Parker, Jon Olsson, Vincent Dorion, Jacob Wester and many more...

Published On: 9/23/2006
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Another early morning I jump into a truck and head into the bush. We make our usual stop at a gas station for the fellas to buy their cheese danishes, bologna sandwiches, and Pepsi Big Slams. I'm not driving today, our chemical mixer is providing that service. On this contract, after we cut the trees, we need to spray a little pesticide on the stump to prevent it from growing back. You're probably wondering if it's healthy working with poison. Of course it is. They even told us that salt is more harmful than this stuff (glyphosate). My next question was, "How come we just don't squirt salt water on the stumps then?"


 


We get onto the logging road to our block, still in the dark. Three kilometers in  we get surprised by an oncoming logging driving down the middle of the road, we pull as far to the side as we can. Two of the wheels start sinking into the soft shoulder of the road. The mixer starts panicking. "shi*t, shi*t, shi*t! Hold on!" I knew as well as he did what was about to happen. Our truck was about to kickflip down the bank. In my head I was yelling, "Rick Hansen, Rick Hansen, Rick Hansen!" The truck tipped onto the passenger side then started flipping out of control. Something hit me really hard. The last thing I remember was bologna sandwiches slicing through the air in front of me.


 


When I came to, the truck was lying on the passenger side. I was still in my seat with my belt on, but my head was lying in broken glass on the ground. I heard The Observator call out from the back seat, "Man, I can't believe no one got hurt." He then spit the glass out of his mouth, which landed on Honest Jon below him. He unbuckled his seatbelt, which dropped him onto Honest John again. I was trying to tell everyone I was hurt, but nothing came out. My glasses had come off but were sitting in front of me on the ground. I put them on and could see a couple of bologna sandwiches mixed in glass and dirt, and a girl trying to break the front windshield to get us out. I didn't want to move, but knew it would take them hours to get me up out of a rolled truck and up a steep bank on a spine board. My chest and back hurt. I managed to keep my back and neck straight as I stood up and walked out the windshield.


 


The other crew had shown up and I got into their truck. I managed to wheeze out the word, "Hospital." They said they had to clean up some of the mess first. I just started hitting the horn. The supervisor told us that you are not allowed to stand at the side of a logging road mainline. Well I guess we should all just jump back into the truck. How about you take me to the hospital? After waiting all too long we were on our way. I got there and it was the usual routine: throw on a collair, put him on a stretcher, wheel him into emergency, then check on him three to five hours later. After I got back from the X-rays, the doctor told me that my back wasn't broken. There was an awkward pause, and then he left.


 


Some coworker drove me home. He told me I was going to be okay. I asked him on what exactly he based that statement. He repeated I was going to be okay- everyone's a doctor. I had to get tucked in, as I couldn't get into bed by myself. I thought about all the times I've hurt myself in the past- those were good times. It was all worth it. I was skiing and having fun. This wasn't fun. I don't want to be another car insurance statistic. I'm still lying in my bed, packed with ice like the tenderized piece of meat I am. It's time for me to get up, see if I have the mobility to change clothes and wash the glass out of my sideburns. With any luck I'll be back to hitting senior citizens with jerry cans in no time.


 


An update on the jerry can story: The Observator got a little carried away when he mentioned what happened to our boss. My boss said he heard the jerry can went through a windshield and bounced off some old guy's face, who was covered in blood. I must admit, it sounds a lot cooler.


 


 


Whatever you're doing to hurt yourself, make sure it's worth it.


 


Crushed Mansbridge



Published On: 9/20/2006
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Well that was not an average wednesday...
 
4pm - Leave Whistler, hit lots of traffic...
6:50 - Just make the 7 ferry
9pm - hit u-vic campus to find everyone super wasted
10pm - find ourselves in tapa's bar eating and drinking
12pm - find outselves in Lucky (sweet bar)
1ish - Jesse and myself take on the foozeball champs of the night... epic battle with a really rough start... however, team colonies pulled through for the victory
1ish - I order a triple gouse on the rocks and end up with a triple of jager on the rocks...  apparently people don't make those kinds of orders and it was confusing... so we solved the problem with more shots... good call.
1:30ish - After watching British Invasion on the tv's in the bar I figured I learned the moves and proceded to dance the night away.  At this point we also lose some of the crew, the girls head home.
1:30ish - Ryan claims he's unsure about newbies.  makes him nervous...  I slap him and more shots are completed.
 
no longer sure of time:  Jesse and myself start challenging everyone around at fooze.  We distroy.  victory dancing on the dance floor.  Elisa tells me I need to settle down with my life because I'm too out of control and party too much.  Unsure with what to reply with I buy her I shot.
 
Finally the night comes to an end and I head out the door telling Jesse to send me the bill in the morning.... ??  awesome.
 
7:30am - wake up... sprint to the ferry.  Been in vic for too long and need out.
9am - on the ferry and enjoying the buffet as Mike ask's me "So what have we learned from this"  my reply "I should not be left alone when wasted.  It's bad for the team"
2pm - back at work.
 
 


Published On: 9/7/2006
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I have just finished the HJP Crew Podcast...

We have a interview with Jamie from Conspiracy, a local snowboard store. He tells us a little about to best things coming out next season.

We get an injury update from Josie following her fun on the C-box a few weeks back.

Plus a how to do noseslides, with 'The Edge'. He will be making a nice appearance testing Automaton boards for the next podcast. Following that you can win some Automaton clothing. So watch out for the next one.

To finish off we have a little dirt surfing/mountain board fun, where Mike decided not to check where the brake was before setting off down a bloody great big hill.



Published On: 8/8/2006
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LOVE IS BLIND...

 roses are red,
nuts are brown,
skirts are up,
pants are down,
body 2 body,
skin 2 skin,
 when its stiff,
 stick it in!
Im f*ckable!!!
.x.Lose your Temper.x.
.x.You loose the fight!.x.
GoD mAdE bEeR gOd MaDe WiNe GoD mAdE mY mAn O sO fInE
.x.You can only go as far as you push.x.
 
.x.Keep your friends close.x.
.x.And your enimies closer.x.
 
.x.Dont Frown.x.
.x.As you never no whoz Falling in love with your Smile : ).x.
A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried. Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried
.x.Written with a pen Sealed with a Kiss if your my friend then answer me this!R we friends or r we not u told me once but i 4gt so tell me now n tell me true so i can say im here 4 u of all the friends i ever met your the one i wont 4gt!And if i die b4 u do il go 2 heaven n wait 4 u id give the angels back ther wings n risk losing evrythin 4 ther is nuffn i wont do hav a friend jus like u!.x.
 
.x.When ur scared 2 look 4wrd n it hurts 2 look bck jus look bside u n ur best friend will always b ther!.x.
Best Friends Forever Till My Very Last Breath
.x.People walk in and out of our lives all the time but true friends leave footprints on the heart!.x.
Late Night Calls And Cute Photographs
.x.Sweet as heaven hott as hell the baddest bitches u can tell luvd by sum hated by many wanted by most envied by plenty diamonds r nice n so r pearls but thers nuffn like us urvin gurlz!.x.
 
 
.x.Never say i love u if its not relli ther.never tok about feelings if you dont relli care.never hold my hand if ur gna break my heart,never say your going 2 if u dnt plan 2 start,never look in 2 my eyes if all u do is lie,never say hello if u relli mean goodbye, if u mean 4 eva plz say ul try but never say 4 eva coz 4eva makes me cry!.x.
--Love is when u cant pay attention in class--


--cuz u foreva writin ur first name wit his last
.x.My friends always told me you wood make me cry my friends always told me that all ud do was lie my friends always told me ud find sum 1 new but my friends never told me that i wood always want you!.x.
 
.x.2 the world ur just 1 person but 2 me ur the world!.x.
 
.x.1 night i lay awake n matched each star with a reason i love u and i was doing great untill i ran out of stars!.x.
 
.x.im the girl ur mum warned u about.x.
 
.x.1 2 Rangers crew cumn thro!.x.
 
.x.I like ur style i like ur Class but most of all i like ur ass!.x.
Don't flatter yourself....I was looking at your friend
.x.im not supposed 2 luv u, im not supposed 2 care, im not supposed 2 spend my life wishing u were there, im not supposed 2 wonder where u r or what u do, but i guess thts just what happens when, im in love with u!.x.
DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
.x.im a bitch n iv got class mess with me n ill kick ur ass so all u folk tht think ur cool just remember bitches rule!.x.
 
.x.im a cutie what a Bootie!.x.
 
.x.A real friend walks into your life when the rest of the world walks out!.x.
 
.x.no guy is worth crying over but when you find one who is he wont make you cry!.x.
 
.x.I love u more 2 day then yesterday but 2 moro i will luv u more!.x.(aww naww!lol)
 
.x.If u louve sum1 let them go if they dnt cum bck they wer never yours but if they do they always were.x.
God made coke god made pepsi god made DANNY so damn sexy
.x.The hardest thing to do is to watch the one u luv luv some1 else!.x.
 
.x. if ur gna kiss me dont be sassy us ur tung n make it nasty!.x.
He looked me deeply in the eyes. he lied and said "i won't make u cry" and when i thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new
.x.Roses r Red Violets r Blue
im in love but not with you
When we broke up you thought i cried
but all you were was jus anuva guy
You told your friends that i was a trick
I told mine you had a weak dick
I said I loved you
You thought it was true
But guess what baby!
You got played too!.x.
 
.x.You laff b-coz im different I laff b-coz uz r all the same!.x.

-Last night I had a dream that I ate a giant marshmallow... in the morning my pillow was gone

Don't ever be afraid to come to me n cry Don't ever hesitate to look me in the eye Don't ever be afraid to tell me how you feel Remeber ur my gurls n we gotta keep it realL


-The worst part of walking away from you is knowing you won't come running after me

I look for a man wit a V.C.R... Very Cute Rear

-Love is when you don't want to go to sleep coz reality is better than a dream

    PICK UP LINES DON'T FCKING WORK...


-Look on the bright side... not everyone hates you as much as I do

If kisses were raindrops, i'll send u a shower,
    If Hugs Were seconds, i'll send u an hour,
    If smiles were waves i'll send u da sea,
    If Love was a person i'll send u 2me



-If all the boys lived over the sea, what a good swimmer I would be




-Don't like my attitute?... call 1800 KISS MY ASS

."ive lost my teddy bear, can i sleep wiv u instead?"

-Don't like my drivin?... get off da footpath

."im lost which way 2 ur house?"


-The way I see it is the more people that hate me, the less people I have to please

-Life is not a garden so stop being a hoe
-Shake it once, thats fine; shake it twice, thats ok; shake it 3 times and ur playing with urself again
-Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and w8
-Kisses have germs, germs are hated, so kiss me baby, i'm vaccinated
-Do u believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past ya again? Or should I bite
-If mirrors could talk, ur's would be laughing

-Go fetch an ice-cream from Mr Whippy
-Last night I was laying in bed, looking at the stars, then I realised where the hell is my ceiling?
-Last night I was matchin each star to a reason why I love u... I was doin alright till i ran outa starrrr
-I climed da door, shut the stairs, said my pyjamas, hopped into my prayers, turned off the bed, got into the light, all coz u said goodnight.

-You can fall from da sky, you can fall from da tree, but da best way 2 fall is in love (l) with me
-Roses r red, violets r blue, orlando is hot, and so r u
-(k) A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, da rising sun can kiss da grass, but hunnie u can kiss my ass(k)
-Im a girl, your a guy, need anymore clues? 
-Ur not worth my tears, ur not worth da heartache, I don't no y I give u da time, ur not orth da pain, ur not worth da emptiness, I don't no y but I wish u were mine
-Cats have 9 lives, humans have 1, mess wiv me an u'll have none
-Should I smile coz were frends, or cry coz dats all we'll ever b

-God made grass, god made trees, god made u... but we all make mistakes sumtimes

-Nuthin is more painful then realisin he meant everythin 2 u, u meant nothin 2 him..
-Its hard 2 tell ur mind 2 stop lovin (l) sum1 wen ur heart still does
-U laugh because im different i laugh because you're all the same
-Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
-When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
-I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
-If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
-A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

-Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
priviledge

-Somewhere There's someone Who Dreams Of Your smile, And Finds In
Your Presence That Life Is Worth While, so When You Are Lonely,
Remember It's True: somebody, somewhere Is Thinking Of You

-Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-)
-Well if I called the wrong numba, whyd you answer ?

-There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

-It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog

-To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
-whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
-Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back

-would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me.....at all?

-DONT wish UPON A STAR, REACH FOR ONE

-God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece

-It is better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it


-I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

-Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

-If u need space join NASA baby
-Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die

-Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film

-Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me your love and i'll be your girl. Give me a smile, give me your time, give me your love and i'll give you mine
-If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush
-I want you... to go away

-If you kiss me I'll kiss you, if u hug me I'll hug you, if u leave me I'll kill you.

-Since nobody's perfect, I guess I'm nobody.
-I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, and I always will

-Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them

-They say kissing is the language of love...care to indulge in a little convo?

-When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

-No where on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair

-If you love your man set him free...if he dont come back u know hes with me

- If u drink  drive ur a bloody idiot  if u make it home ur a bloody legend

-If you can't say anythin nice... come join us

- The best way to get over a guy is to get under another one

-Hey (name here) I love you but, one problem...you don't love me

-if u were a new hamburger at McDonalds, i would name u the McVery Sexy.

-y is it EVERY1 thinks we're perfect 4 each other but ur da only 1 hu cant c dat?

-Do you have a Band-Aid cos i skinned my knee when i fell 4 you

-I'm not cryin cos he dumped me, im cryin cos i want him back

-Any guy who can put up wiv my shi*t deserves an award
-You’re a bitch on all days that end wiv y
-Don't drink water, fish have sex in it
-Is that your face or has your ass been misplaced
-u can pick your frends, u can pick ur nose, but u cant pick ur frends nose
- If you were a new hamburger at mcdonalds you would be mcgorgeous
-They say milk does the body good, DAMN how much did u drink?

-I’m trying to see things from ur point of view… but I can’t get my head that far up my ASS

-Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

-If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

-When French people swear do they say excuse the English?

-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

-Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-I like ur style, I like ur class, but most of all I like ur ass
-I luv (name), yes I do, he’s for me and not for u, and if by chance u take my place, I’ll take my fist and smash ur face

-I heard “gullible” was taken out of the dictionary
-If you could walk through the walls, wouldn’t you fall through the floor?

-If you tell a man that there are 30 billion stars in the universe, he’ll believe you. But if you tell him the park bench was just painted, he’ll have to touch it to be sure

-The last time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a banana

-I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there.
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do,
I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you

-Can I Have A Picture Of You So I Can Show Santa What I Want For Christmas?
-Close my eyes i count 2 ten, hope u love me when I open them

-At Least Be There To Dry My Tears If You’re Gonna Make Me Cry
-Everybody Needs That Somebody, You Could Be That Somebody That Someone Needs

-Never Kiss behind The Garden Gate, Love Is Blind, But The Neighbours Aint

-If money doesn’t grow on trees, then y do banks have branches?

-I Can Be The Best Thing That Ever Happened To You, But You’ll Never Know Unless You Give Me A Chance

-If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard

-Why is it that when you're little your parents teach you how to walk and talk, but when you're older they tell you to sit down and shut up?

-They say love hides behind every corner...I must be walkin in circles

-ur jealousy is my energy, ever wonder y im so hyper

-When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better

-Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

-Cry your heart out, let it all go, cuz after every tear theres a rainbow

-I loved you once ... you loved me not...I loved you twice...but I forgot......you never loved me ..you never will... but even so...I love you still

-BIrdY birdy in the sky why did u do that in my Eye, looks like sugar, taste like sap o my gosh its birdy crap

-The phone goes greeen greeen, so i pink it up and i say yellow you there? Orange you a lil shy to answer??

-Jack n Jill went up the hill to get sum marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and asked jill if she wanna, jill said yes unzipped her dress n then they had sum fun, stupid jill 4got her pill and now they have a son

-Love is a sensation caused by a temptation, a guy sticks his location in a gurlz destination, to increase population of the next generation, do you understand my explanation, or do u need a demonstration???

-sum guys say suck but i say im sorry ive been told its dangerous to put small objects in my mouth

-I want to write something to you........."n ssw ".............. You might wanna turn it upside down

-i wish I was a little girl again...scraped knees heal faster than broken hearts

-I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, then I realized that
would be suicide
-When I die bury me upside down so the world can KISS MY ASS

-I could fill a thousand pages telling you how I feel and you still wouldn't understand...So now I leave without a sound except my heart shattering as it hits the ground

-B4 U Criticise Sum1 U Should Walk A Mile In Their Shooz
That Way When U Criticize Them, U R A Mile Away From Them And U Hav Their Shooz

-I’m Not Online
The Computer Is Lying 2 U

-Theres a sparkle in your eye that only i see, and theres a place in your heart where only i wanna be

-If you love me let me know...Cuz if you dont...I dont know where to go..

-For love I'd do anything, for you, I'd do more...

-You dont see men u dont need men u dont love me the way I wish u wouldThe way I know u could

-If all guys were as hot as you earth would be heaven

-Hey baby, how 'bout u come sit on my lap and we'll talk 'bout the first thing that pops up

-Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly

-Im falling for you ... please catch me

-Make a person happy… go away

-I don’t need your attitude I have my own

-Jealousy is a terrible disease…get well soon


Published On: 7/6/2006
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"Crazy Legs"

Yeah Yeah

Come into your house make love to your spouse
f*ck her in the mouth then I'm out what
These type of things happens all the time
You trying to get yours but I'm a kill for mine
Nigga Nigga Nigga A nigga please
I strap on a jimmy
Cuz I don't want a disease
Baby likes it when I come inside
I come into your house and take your daughter for a ride
Now how you gonna slow me down
Show me how you heard about my theory now
Feel me now busta you dealing with the microphone crusher
Amateurs fold under pressure
Yeah roll up that blunt now
Lay yo guns down who be the one now
Out of town before sun down O.K. Corral
You gonna slow me down bitch show me how

You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down show me how
You gonna slow me down bitch show me how
Whooooa
Where my dogs at
Where my girls at
Where da whiskey at me let me hit some of that
I'm a drink my wine and smoke my weed
I'm a f*ck that honey from behind
This is until she screams
Oh yeah Hell yeah
There's a party over here party over there
Rebels throw you fist in the air
Bitches throw your tits in the air



Hed p.e. can't you see
Sometimes your shi*t just hypnotize me
And I just love your freaky ways
M.C. my love is here to stay
M.C.O.D. oh can't you see
Sometimes you shi*t just hypnotize me
And I just love your freaky ways
Hed p.e. my love is here to stay

You heard about that shi*t that we do
You heard about the sex and the drugs and the violence
It's all true
I heard about your puss ass crew
Cross over corporate take down take two
Huh you running out of time now
You all mine now lights out
You fat muthaf*cker Watch me shine now
You fat ass
You wanna show me down show me how
You heard about my theory now fear me now
Cuz ain't no way that the shi*t can miss
See all my dogs f*ck it up in the pits
See all my ladies shake they hips and wiggle they tits
shi*t my niggas might bounce to this
Cuz everybody talking about that new sound crazy
But it's still hip hop to me
What What



Let me have your muthaf*cking undivided attention
It's about time I set the muthaf*ckin record straight
Now it's obvious who smokes the most and the best weed
And it's obvious who got the most and the finest hoes
And it's obvious who's gonna get the props in 2000 One!
2012 come watch me
Shine in the new Millenium yeah
I think your fine baby
Nah you ain't my baby
You think I'm crazy Nah Nah no
Muthaf*cking way f*ck tomorrow f*ck today
f*ck yo scandalous ass and yo scandalous ways
f*ck you momma and the ho she raised - What!

triple c


Published On: 7/5/2006
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My Journal: jieuh
By: stoveonarampage


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Published On: 7/4/2006
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This is definately worh writing about people! This is going to be a long one indeed, but I guarantee it will be worth while. So I just got back from riding the Camp of Champions park with the ever so amazing Whistler Valley Snowboard Club, and although I have come out of it with an injured back and a very painful sun burn, it was all amazing as could be!

Day 1
I met up with my friend Ryan (Smurf) Espiritu and the rest of the crew at 8:00 AM down at the bottom of Blackcomb. We got our passes which had this cool little orange and black sticker that had the Camp of Champions logo on it which made it possible for us to ride their amazingly smurftastic park! My first run through was a piece of crap, so I would rather never speak of it again! But besides the fact, the park had 4 HUGE and I mean HUGE boxes that were a massive 40 ft. long! They also had a huge box that was atleast 32' X 32' that we had dubbed that dance floor. I rocked a massively styling noseslide across one of the 40 ft boxes. I guess it was good from the scream I heard from Ryan when he wet himself. I then went and learnt how to hop on from the side of rails on a 6" wide Down Flat rail that I beleive I eventually nailed after trying it 6 or 7 times.

Day 2
Day 2 is by far the day that could have ended it all. It started great. I was learning how to do pops so I could start spinning on tables and I was doing some more hop ons on a flat down rail. Then it came to the point of the day right after lunch where I hit the down 40 ft. box. I fell on my back, and pulled or knotted a muscle or something, it hurt like a mofo! I was so angry! I was going to try and ride the 20' Down Double Barrel rail on the next run through! But I couldnt instead I just spent an hour and a bit ranting on a camera!

Day 3
Heres a very valuable lesson to learn here, always be good to your mother! She made things all better for me! My back was killing me the night before, I went back to my place and had my mom massage my back pretty much all night. So I arrived at Blackcomb base and I realised I had left my snowboard back at my place, so I had to drive back, get my board, and get back to Blackcomb base. This is where the fun starts! I was having an awesome morning, hitting everything! Sadly Ryan had to head ppout at 11:30 and head for the base. But in the afternoon, I finally got to hit the Double Barrel that I had been wanting to hit for the past 2 days! And boy was it sweet! The thing was hella hard to stay on but I nailed it twice out of the dozen or so times I tried to noseslide it. The past days had lead iup to that moment and it KILLED!

So that was the end of it all! It was an amazing experience. I got to ride with some awesome guys like Ryan and Trevor (your horny devil). My coaches, Rob and Joe and Ollie, were awesome. Getting to watch Tom Kato, Rusty (thanks for all that support today on the double barrel!) and the pros Dennis Bannock and TJ Schneider (NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL THE NAMES LET ME KNOW HOW) was an amazing experience! PEACE!



Published On: 7/3/2006
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My Blog: My Crew
By: LaReyna



  jon&amp;erica.jpg  Mess wit my boys and your dead. Mess wit my girls you dead and mess wit me your screwed because my crew got my back!!



Published On: 6/12/2006
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This a nitty beat*

*boing*

Nitty:
Here we go again
Ghetto field USA
You know I go by the name Nitty right?
I gotta introduce you to
anotha muthaf*cka in my squad right
This nigga go by the name of Joc
He resides in College park right
But for right now
what we gotta do for yall
we gotta give yall a hit

Verse 1:
Niggas in my face
damn near every day
aska million questions like Joc where you stay
tell 'em College Park
where they chop cars
In 20 grand spend a grand at the bar
Just bought a zone
J's on my feet
I'm on that Patrone so get like me
'69 cutlass wit the bucket seats
beat in my trunk ballin just for the freaks
Catch me in the hood
Posted by the store
pistol in my lap on the phone countin dough
If ya girl choose
let her do her thang
just like her mama nice ass nice brain
Everbody love me
I'm so fly
Nigga throw the dueces everytime i ride by
I know you wonder why
I'm so cool
Dont ask me just
do what you do

Chorus 2x:
meet me in the Trap
it's goin down
meet me in the mall
it's goin down
meet me in the club
it's goin down
anywhere you meet me guaranteed to go down

Verse 2:
Verse number two
Do the damn thang
Cubes on my neck
Pocket fulla Ben Franks
when Im in the mall
hoes just pause
Pop a few tags gimme dat on da wall
time to flip the work
make the block bump
Boys N da Hood
Call me Black by my trunk
Dope Boy magic
7 days a week
number one record
long as Nitty on the beat
Ooh I think they like me
betta yet I know
LIghts, camera, action
when I walk through the door
Niggas know my crew we certified stars
Valet in the front bout 35 cars
Bitches in the back
Black in the coupe
Girls likin Girls
time to recruit
if you gotta problem say it to my face
we can knuckle up anytime any place

Chorus 2x:
meet me in the Trap
it's goin down
meet me in the mall
it's goin down
meet me in the club
it's goin down
anywhere you meet me guaranteed to go down

verse 3:
Time to set it off
Let these niggas know
Have they ever seen a Chevy wit them butterfly doors
I ride real slow no need to speak
gotta make sure they see the buckets on my feet
Feds on my trail they don't think I know
I keep my hands clean cuz i never touch do
Everytime I see 'em look 'em in they eyes
Ask me how I know? It's me surprise
Put it in the air rep where you stay
Take a step back blow the Kush in they face
stuntin is a habit
let 'em see the karats
I'mma make it rain nigga i ain't 'fraid to share it

Chorus 2x:
meet me in the Trap
it's goin down
meet me in the mall
it's goin down
meet me in the club
it's goin down
anywhere you meet me guaranteed to go down

Nitty:
Yea
Young Joc
Nitty strikes again
This a nitty beat Play maker
So So Def muthaf*cka
Beat fades out



Published On: 5/15/2006
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