Friday, March 17, 2006

Hi

I am suffering from a fatal disease, aweful school results, virginity, of fear of being kidnapped and killed by anal electrocution, and of feeling guilty cause I don't forward like 50 f*cking billions of chain mails sent by people who are stupid enough to think that if they forward it all, a little six-year-old girl stucked with an arm in her ear, living in Bangladesh is gonna make enough money to get an operation so that her parents don't sell her to a horror museum.

Are you idiot enough to believe that Bill Gates will give 1000$ to each person who will forward "his" e-mail? Are you a natural a**hole or have you caught fire when you were young and your parents had to hit you with a shovel to extinguish the flames?

Oooooh listen to this onw! If I read all that dumb stuff and make a wish, I will get all the boys that I want..right...

Yea, so the malefic imp is going to sodomize me while I'm sleeping if I don't forward this chain mail that was begun by Jesus in year 5 and that was brought to Canada by Jacques Cartier and that if it continues till year 3000, it will be in the Guiness Records for the longest stupidity chain.

If you really want to send me something, at least make it interesting.

I received every possible kind of boring message such as: "Send this to 50 persons and an extraterrestrial will receive 5 cents after every 90 fowards." Tell you what, I f*cking don't care.

Try to think for a moment, and see to what you contribute, it's probably to your own unpopularity.

THE 4 PRINCIPAL CHAIN MAIL

**** First type **** (Scroll down)



Make a wish!




Seriously, make a wish!!!




STOP!

Now, so that you feel really guilty, see what I will do. First, if you don't send this to 5096 people in 5 seconds, a diabolic goat will rape you and then dump you down a building in a mountain of shi*t. And it's true!! Because THIS letter is not like all the other ones. This one is TRUE! Seriously, this is how it works: Send this to 1 person, 1 person will be f*cking angry after you. Send this to 5 people, 5 people will be f*cking angry after you. Send this to 10-20 people, 10-20 people will be f*cking angry after you and may be working out a plan to kill you.


**** Second type ****

Hello and thank you for being dumb enough to read so attentively this piece of junk. See, there's a little boy in Afghanistan who has no arms, no legs, no parents, even has no testicles. The life of this kid could be saved, cause every time this e-mail is sent, a dollar is given to the One-Armed Kids Fundation, Unijambist and Unitesticles of Manicouagan. Oh! And don't forget that we have absolutely no means to know the number of e-mails that are sent and that all of this is only shi*t. So, do the following stupidity: Send this e-mail to 5 persons in 47 seconds. Don't forget that if you accidently send it to 4 or 6 people, you're gonna die instantaneously. Thanks again!

**** Third type ****

Hi! This chain mail exist since 1897. This is incredible because computer didn't exist at this time. Also, there probably didn't have idiots like now who had nothing better to do. Here is how it works: Forward this to 15 067 persons in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you. Example:

*Strange story*
Bob Wong was coming back from school on a nice Sunday afternoon. He had recently received this letter but had ignored it. He stumbled on a 2 cm stone, fell in the sewers, has been sucked in a pipe into a very-brown-dirty-and-smelly-tidal-wave and then fell down a 200 floor building. Not only did he smell very bad, he was dead! This could happen to YOU!

**** Conclusion? ****

If you receive a chain mail that threaten you of making you lose your luck or your I.Q. for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, forward it. Stop annoying people by making them feel bad about a leprous of Botswana who has no teeth, who has been fastened to a dead elephant during 27 years, and that his only chance to survive is the 1 cent that he is gonna get after each sent e-mail.

Well thank you, Have a nice day...

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Tags:Chainmail, Chain mail Published by LineGirl00: 11:35 AM Updated On: 3/17/2006 at 11:40 AM

Sunday, January 22, 2006

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao


<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

<UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
<UKDJ|Planet> I've just heard a duck tell a joke
<Jock> o...k
<UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
<UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
<UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
<UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

<MasterG> .....................................................................
          ..................................
<judas> where's pacman when you need him?

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

<glacial>  I love school
<glacial>  Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial>  Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial>  So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial>  She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial>  "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

-[Conroy_Bumpus]- OH f*ck ME
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- I FORGOT TO PICK UP MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM SOCCER PRACTICE
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- 9 HOURS AGO
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- HOLY shi*t
-[Conroy_Bumpus]- BYE

<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy f*ck.
<DeadMansHand> i f*cking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im f*cking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shi*t.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you f*ck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shi*t all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> f*cking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that f*cker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh f*ck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

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Published by LineGirl00: 11:31 AM

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Biography (made by one of  them)

The Hunters is a young punk band from the suburbs of Quebec and are in action since the December 3^rd of 2004. Featuring four members, two guitarists, a bassist and a drummer, TH are often approaching politic themes in their music to expose their rebel opinions and anti-fascist ideas. We think a lot of things suck in this society and gravely menace the future of humanity. A lot of them must be changed, for example, racism wich is totally intolerable, chauvinism that’s corrupting populations, conservative nationalism blinding a lot of humans, religion wich has been too many times associated with war or inhuman propagandha and the list is still long. That’s why TH is here to rock the minds a nd lead them into true freedom. On another aspect, the musicians are also writing about some of their experiences in life. After one year of existence, they already “punkified” the studio to record a demo and showed their inner fire in some shows around their town. As of their history in music, TH started with covering some of the bands they listened to like The Casualties, Anti-Flag, The Unseen, Ramones and a lot more in the same style. When they’ve been confiant with their musical talents, they’ve attacked their own compositions and “Dance in Hell” was born. As their point of view within the world evolved and the members came and go, they created tracks with more opinions and chosen thei r way in the planet that’s music. From now on, they’re determined into proving to people there’s something to do with this world in composing more hot-blooded songs and doing numerous ears-shattering shows!

 

 

Alex : Guit & Back V ocals

Doum : Guit & Vocals

Jess : Bass & Back Vocals

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Published by LineGirl00: 7:36 AM Updated On: 1/18/2006 at 11:29 AM

Saturday, January 07, 2006

L'amour est aveugle, il faut donc toucher.

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Published by LineGirl00: 12:29 PM