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My Journal: Monday, December 17, 2007
My Journal: Thursday, October 25, 2007
My Journal: Tuesday, May 22, 2007
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Published by kyle: 12:31 PM
Updated On: 5/22/2007 at 12:32 PM
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My Journal: Friday, May 18, 2007
I forgot just how much fun this game can be
SPACE INVADORS
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Published by kyle: 3:48 PM
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My Journal: Monday, April 16, 2007
All I can say is wow... Playboy party tonight.. yes.
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Published by kyle: 2:05 PM
Updated On: 4/16/2007 at 2:06 PM
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My Journal: Thursday, March 29, 2007
mount washington was pretty epic last weekend... you can read the story on drybottles.com if you want..
this weekend...
GROUSE and Cypress! Party time?
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Published by kyle: 11:21 AM
Updated On: 3/29/2007 at 11:21 AM
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My Journal: Thursday, March 08, 2007
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend...
just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shi*t yourself...
You hang in there sunshine, you're f*cking special!
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Published by kyle: 7:09 PM
Updated On: 3/8/2007 at 7:10 PM
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My Journal: Thursday, March 01, 2007
Calgary... I'm coming for you
find the snowboard.com truck... we'll be giving out stuff
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Published by kyle: 12:17 PM
Updated On: 3/1/2007 at 1:38 PM
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My Journal: Monday, February 26, 2007
pow. friends. drinking. yelling.
lies. heartbreaks. walks.
high fives. max.
hugs.
Calgary maybe next weekend...
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Published by kyle: 3:59 PM
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My Journal: Monday, February 19, 2007
I love corona... and Pilsner.
photo by Jesse Paine.
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Published by kyle: 11:43 AM
Updated On: 2/19/2007 at 11:43 AM
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My Journal: Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Come party thursday at garfs?
The theme is Ski School... probably the best movie made out of Whistler.
Thursday 15th
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Published by kyle: 1:19 AM
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My Journal: Monday, January 29, 2007
This is what happens when you are wasted and see a young photo of yourself when you rocked a bowl cut at age 10.
Sandy had the great idea of putting a bowl on his head and taking a pair of scissors to his golden locks.
The result... a bowl cut that looks like it was cut by a weed wacker.
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Published by kyle: 12:43 PM
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My Journal: Thursday, January 11, 2007
CHECK IT!
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Published by kyle: 7:52 PM
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My Journal: Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Don't forget, this thursday.. Garfs!! Snowboard.com and C.O.C.
present the
Zimtstern Party!
If you need tickets, let me know. Free drinks on us from 9-10 with tickets.
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Published by kyle: 11:42 AM
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My Journal: Wednesday, January 03, 2007
Well hope everyone had some happy holidays and Santa gave you everything you asked for...
Santa was pretty good to me... but I'm still waiting for my $1,000,000 cash that I asked to have put in my stocking...
the holidays left me with some pretty blurry memories, but Tyler's Christmas party stands out as a pretty good time. Weird things happened (I'll remember to use three fingers instead of 1 next time..)
Shredding on the hill was pretty epic, feeling pretty beat up from it.
Seems like everyone got super sick and I was lucky enough to only catch it now... great.
New Years was pretty funny. I remember saying "I do not want to have a house party" but somehow it still happened. When in Whistler I guess. Want to thank Jorden and Whitney for the "high fives" at the end of the night. Also to Shapiro and Gonzo for laughing at me when I bailed down the front stairs so they got me to help finish a huge (massive) bottle of CC with them.
For those of you that did come out to my house, thanks for being so chill. Only a couple glasses got smashed. Stoked. The house was cleaned in 2 hours the next day. Thanks for also leaving when I politely asked everyone to leave.
For the girl that lives behind us.. I don't care that max takes a shi*t in your lawn. I hope he takes a shi*t in your lawn every day. And if I find you in my kitchen at 2:30am again I'll get max to chase you home.
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Important... Garfs party tonight and a huge one on the 11th... Snowboard.com is throwing a party. Hope to see everyone out.
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Published by kyle: 5:00 PM
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My Journal: Monday, December 18, 2006
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Published by kyle: 12:28 PM
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My Journal: Friday, November 10, 2006
soo... last night was the beginning of cornucopia... celebration of food and wine.
last night:
5:30 I arrived back in Whistler
7:00 wasted off wine. wasted.
8:00 dinner and beers at the grill
9:00 blackout drunk at earls
11:00 arrive at garfs
11:02 take a shot in the backbar
11:10 find myself in bed.
life is pretty funny sometimes. Whistler wants to have a reunion... it will only have been 5 years since my grad. weird.
today it started to puke snow outside. amazing.
Found this random website that explains great words... here are some examples:
Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Abdicate
(v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Willy-nilly
(adj.), impotent
Balderdash
(n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle
(n.), a humorous question on an exam.
Oyster
(n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Circumvent
(n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Reintarnation
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex
Karmageddon
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.
Glibido
All talk and no action.
and my favourite...
Ignoranus
A person who's both stupid and an a**hole
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Published by kyle: 4:15 PM
Updated On: 11/10/2006 at 4:41 PM
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My Journal: Wednesday, October 25, 2006
My Journal: Saturday, October 21, 2006
Galt x5
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Published by kyle: 9:32 PM
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My Journal: Saturday, October 07, 2006
My Journal: Thursday, September 28, 2006
Well I made it back to Whistler...
Memories of Spain:
Sandy and Jorden found us, so glad they did cause they made me laugh sooooo hard! Only wished they could have stayed longer.
sick villa on the mountain side with infinity pool dropping over Eivissa... so sick!
Partied at Pacha, Bar M, Privilege, Ammenisa, Space, Del Mar, roamed around San Antonio... other places that I just can't seem to remember at the moment.. haha.
Everything was so much fun. Roy and Juilette looked after us, had us VIP listed for anything and everything. We just had to go and party.
I think the highlights of the trip was how I earned the nickname toast, member of the party becoming a pony, losing a car, the villa and pool morning parties that started at 10am. Privilege blew me away... I'll put some photos up that Kori took as well as some video clips... so insane. Kori got to be DJ at Bar M for a little bit as well friday night which was pretty neat. The beaches with hot girls and cold beers was also pretty awesome.
I dunno really what else to say, I guess I'm still overwhelmed with the whole trip and just how.. awesome... insane... unreal... etc etc... it was.
It was great music, awesome culture and way of life... the vibe of Ibiza takes over and you melt into it. Everyone is so relaxed and about having a good time. For example, monday when we showed up at the airport I thought we would have some big fines to pay. Our car was in rough shape, missing the drivers side mirror, etc... not only that we didn't have the second car that we rented... we just had to pay for not filling the tank up with gas and they let us leave... awesome.
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Tags:Ibiza, Party
Published by kyle: 8:12 PM
Updated On: 9/29/2006 at 12:27 PM
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My Journal: Thursday, September 07, 2006
Well that was not an average wednesday...
4pm - Leave Whistler, hit lots of traffic...
6:50 - Just make the 7 ferry
9pm - hit u-vic campus to find everyone super wasted
10pm - find ourselves in tapa's bar eating and drinking
12pm - find outselves in Lucky (sweet bar)
1ish - Jesse and myself take on the foozeball champs of the night... epic battle with a really rough start... however, team colonies pulled through for the victory
1ish - I order a triple gouse on the rocks and end up with a triple of jager on the rocks... apparently people don't make those kinds of orders and it was confusing... so we solved the problem with more shots... good call.
1:30ish - After watching British Invasion on the tv's in the bar I figured I learned the moves and proceded to dance the night away. At this point we also lose some of the crew, the girls head home.
1:30ish - Ryan claims he's unsure about newbies. makes him nervous... I slap him and more shots are completed.
no longer sure of time: Jesse and myself start challenging everyone around at fooze. We distroy. victory dancing on the dance floor. Elisa tells me I need to settle down with my life because I'm too out of control and party too much. Unsure with what to reply with I buy her I shot.
Finally the night comes to an end and I head out the door telling Jesse to send me the bill in the morning.... ?? awesome.
7:30am - wake up... sprint to the ferry. Been in vic for too long and need out.
9am - on the ferry and enjoying the buffet as Mike ask's me "So what have we learned from this" my reply "I should not be left alone when wasted. It's bad for the team"
2pm - back at work.
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Published by kyle: 7:25 PM
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My Journal: Sunday, August 27, 2006
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Published by kyle: 2:35 PM
Updated On: 8/27/2006 at 2:41 PM
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News and Stuff: Monday, August 14, 2006
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Published by kyle: 5:11 PM
Updated On: 8/14/2006 at 6:57 PM
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News and Stuff: Friday, August 11, 2006
‘BIGGER AND BETTER’ COORS LIGHT TRAUMA TOUR RETURNS TO SYLVAN LAKE FEATURING WORLD-CLASS WAKEBOARDING AND TOP MUSICAL ACTS
The Coors Light Trauma Tour featuring the Pro Wake Invitational returns to Sylvan Lake, Alberta this summer, and with a new two-day format, it promises to be bigger and better! Ten of the world’s top professional wakeboarders will compete for $40,000 U.S. in prize money. And there will be non-stop concert performances from the hottest bands around – it’s all part of the Solo Mobile Concert Series.
The Solo Mobile Concert Series will be kicking off on Friday, September 1 with a performance by Bedouin Soundclash.
The trio from Queen’s University in Kingston, Ontario set the Canadian music scene on fire last year with their hit single “When the Night Feels My Song” which rose all the way to Number One on MuchMusic and was the second most played song on Canadian radio in 2005. De La Soul will headline the concert series the next night.
Also new for 2006, is a national and international television broadcast of the Coors Light Trauma Tour in Sylvan Lake. The event will be featured on the Xtreme Channel and Fusion TV as well as OLN in the United States.
Canadian pro wakeboarders Chad Sharpe and Rusty Malinoski will take on the best riders in the world including Andrew Adkison of the U.S., the Pro Wakeboard Tour’s number one ranked rider. The 10 pros will battle it out on the water in three wakeboarding disciplines – “Double Up”, “Rail Rumble” and “Full Pull” – with each discipline worth $10,000. An additional prize of $10,000 will also be awarded to the best rider overall.
As if the action on the water and the stage isn’t enough, fans can also look forward to the high-flying stunts of the Metal Mulisha Freestyle Motocross show and the battle of the beauties for the title of Miss Trauma Tour.
Tickets for the Coors Light Trauma Tour featuring the Pro Wake Invitational will go on sale July 15th and will be available by calling 1-866-891-WAKE or by visiting www.prowakeinvitational.com. Last year tickets sold out fast, so don’t wait too long to get yours!
For a full listing of upcoming Coors Light Trauma Series events happening across Canada, visit
www.coorslight.ca.
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