soo... last night was the beginning of cornucopia... celebration of food and wine.
last night:
5:30 I arrived back in Whistler
7:00 wasted off wine. wasted.
8:00 dinner and beers at the grill
9:00 blackout drunk at earls
11:00 arrive at garfs
11:02 take a shot in the backbar
11:10 find myself in bed.
life is pretty funny sometimes. Whistler wants to have a reunion... it will only have been 5 years since my grad. weird.
today it started to puke snow outside. amazing.
Found this random website that explains great words... here are some examples:
Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Abdicate
(v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Willy-nilly
(adj.), impotent
Balderdash
(n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle
(n.), a humorous question on an exam.
Oyster
(n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Circumvent
(n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Reintarnation
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex
Karmageddon
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.
Glibido
All talk and no action.
and my favourite...
Ignoranus
A person who's both stupid and an a**hole
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Published by Kyle: 4:15 PM
Updated On: 11/10/2006 at 4:41 PM
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