MEXICO FREAKING RULES

So yeah, I'm typing this message from the Club Intrawest in Mexico, it's in Zihuatanejo, and let me tell you, it's unreal. The beach is amazing, the resort is beautiful, there's just a lack of super hot chicks. Guess they haven't heard I'd arrived yet, I expect them any minute. Just this morning a $100 million dollar super yacht parked outside the resort, complete with helicopter and internally stored jet skis and boats. Pretty posh if you ask me. I want one. Food here has been excellent as has the tequila (I just bought an expensive bottle, and am about to go try it out), and the beers and margaritas. Ah well, hope the rest of you suckers are having fun as well.

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Published by JOE: 2:00 AM
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