So yeah, ever seen the movie "Army Of Darkness"? Not only is it one of the best movies ever made, it's going to serve as an entry into my blog post.

If you have seen it, you might remember the part where Ash itches at his shoulder, and it gets itchier. He takes off his shirt to scratch at something, and it OPENS AS AN EYE AND BLINKS AT HIM!

Well mine isn't quite like that, but I found I had a nice lump growing on my shoulder the other day, for awhile I thought I was growing the mother of all pimples, but as gross as that is, it turns out not to be the case. Then I started thinking, and finally, good ol Arnold and "Kindergarden Cop" sprang into mind:

"It's not a tumah!"

So I figured it was finally time to venture into the doctor, as I hear lumps of any sort aren't the best for you. Lucky it was a 5 minute visit as the doctor took a look, said "That's Lipoma, we don't do anything for those, see you later", and promptly kicked me to the street.

So anyway, I now have a new friend, he lives on my shoulder, I think I'll name him, any ideas?

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